Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

I am irrationally angry.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

God fucking dammit.

[kspatlas@sopuli.xyz]

What's the best kind of ice cream?

[lowtiercomputer@lemmy.world]

You're so reasonable!

[kokusnussritter@discuss.tchncs.de]

I have no plan going into this. What was the last thing you have done?

[alice@beehaw.org]

You find a roach in your kitchen. What do you do to it?

[tacobuttplug@sh.itjust.works]

Do you like cheese?

[ultragigagigantic@lemmy.ml]

What is a brief description of your political beliefs?

[bmebenji@lemm.ee]

Who is your favorite superhero and what’s your favorite flaw of theirs?

[p4ulin_kbana@lemmy.eco.br]

What are some things the world needs most?

[ittihadche@lemmy.ml]

Average Health Insurance CEO

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

People to take the climate crisis seriously.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

Crush it.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

Typed a lemmy comment.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

Vanilla.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

I believe that corporations should be strictly regulated, and everyone should have rights.

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

[wizard_pope@lemmy.world]

I've never been good at these. How many men do you think it would take to topple the leaning tower of Pisa by hand?

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

At least 3.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

......oh