What do you consider to be the most brutal roast in ERB history?

[hotwheelsvroom@lemmy.ml]

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[hotwheelsvroom@lemmy.ml]

One of my personal top picks is from Wayne Gretzky's second verse when he rap battled against Tony Hawk.

"Time out, let's talk about athletic achievements. You and I have so many world records between us.

184, that's plenty of 'em. AND I'VE SET 183 OF 'EM!"

[aaron@lemm.ee]

The Educational Records Bureau doesn't take an official stance, but it was probably No Child Left Behind

[hotwheelsvroom@lemmy.ml]

Not that kind of ERB, talking about Epic Rap Battles of History XD

[joethesane@lemmy.world]

If this is real, it has restored 1.5% of my faith in humanity.

[passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world]

Why'd you name a company after your dick?

[junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Probably should’ve specified that

[stinky@redlemmy.com]

You needed to put that in the title so we know what you're talking about

[lauchs@lemmy.world]

I really love this answer.

[lauchs@lemmy.world]

Probably not the right answer on Lemmy but Ford to Marx is pretty damned brutal:

"f you'd saved a penny for each daughter you named Jenny
You might not have needed to bury quite so many"

(Among Marx's retorts, I love "you were worse for Michigan than Flint's water pipes"