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Which one did you choose????

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    if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?

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      All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.

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        Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.

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          Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.

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            1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)

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              I already shit blood 😎

              Edit: oh it says choose four lol

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                Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.

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                Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven't figured out how to use alomancy yet

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                  Step 1: Have Cancer
                  Step 2: Start a meth bussiness
                  Step 3: ???
                  Step 4: Profit?

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                    Can I choose the type of cancer? ♋️

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                    Sure. Please choose one from the following list:

                    • rectal cancer
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                      Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?

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                        Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.

                        Edit: oh "choose four" 😞

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                          Well........... I chose the fifth pill 4 times

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                            Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population

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                              Bottom right

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                                I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.

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                                • idunnololz@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  Sure. Please choose one from the following list:

                                  • rectal cancer
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                                  Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer

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                                    Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer

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                                    No rectum?

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                                      No rectum?

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                                      close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.

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