Which one did you choose????

[ryedaft@sh.itjust.works]

So you're just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.

[budgetbandit@sh.itjust.works]

Can I choose the type of cancer? ️

[iavicenna@lemmy.world]

if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?

[skunk@jlai.lu]

All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.

[budgetbandit@sh.itjust.works]

Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.

[beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com]

1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)

[therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I already shit blood

Edit: oh it says choose four lol

[decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven't figured out how to use alomancy yet

[throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works]

Step 1: Have Cancer
Step 2: Start a meth bussiness
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?

[idunnololz@lemmy.world]

Sure. Please choose one from the following list:

• rectal cancer

[shinkantrain@lemmy.ml]

Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?

[lodemike@lemmy.today]

Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.

Edit: oh "choose four"

[mojtaba@lemm.ee]

Well........... I chose the fifth pill 4 times

[mtk@lemmy.world]

Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population

[captain_j@lemmy.world]

Bottom right

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

No rectum?

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.