I knew it!
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That is not what the OP is about though.
Could you explain to me what OP intended to say, please?
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This is why I pick up and ask for extra silverware
Pizza
Silverware
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Explain?
I love all the interpretations here, but I read it as the pizza delivery man was lured into an empty house to be killed by the customer.
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To anyone who feels the need to justify their order to their delivery person: don't.
I guarantee that they'll think about you more if you pull shit like this.
Literally just give them the money, take the pizza, wish them a good night and close the fucking door.
I promise that they don't give any shits what you do with the pizza. Just tip appropriately for your region.
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To anyone who feels the need to justify their order to their delivery person: don't.
I guarantee that they'll think about you more if you pull shit like this.
Literally just give them the money, take the pizza, wish them a good night and close the fucking door.
I promise that they don't give any shits what you do with the pizza. Just tip appropriately for your region.
Will a good tip by their silence?
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My boy Andy over here is saying you have something called chicken poppers?
Something perhaps subtle about that sketch: he orders pineapple on all three pies. There is no way you have a party wherein every guest is okay with pineapple on pizza. So the pizza guy probably could've figured it out from that!
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The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the "reply" as you open the door.
It's the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers' eyes.
Kevin McCallister likes the way you think
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I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked."Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."
I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
wunderbar
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I mean… pizza guy can have friends too, he's human!
valid. but I never expected a pizza guy to just walk into someone else's apartment and start laying out the food lol
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"Here's the extra silverware for your small personal pan pizza"
All the better. You can blame the other people for being savages eating pizza with utensils. It makes it more resl
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valid. but I never expected a pizza guy to just walk into someone else's apartment and start laying out the food lol
Oh absolutely. Seems really chill tho
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Ideally you wanna hire actors for that.
This guy with hiring money...
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Could you explain to me what OP intended to say, please?
OP is shouting, "pizza is ready!" in their own place of living, despite nobody else being there, to give the illusion of having friends/ company to the pizza person and not appear to be ordering pizza entirely for themselves.
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Will a good tip by their silence?
Depends entirely on its.... csi:m glasses on... delivery.
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I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked."Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."
I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
I'm calling bullshit. No way a cop would do that in uniform. You're lying to deny us the pleasure of the full story where the uniform came off. We see through your german tricks.
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When my wife and kids are way i love nothing more than ordering a pizza and eating it all gradually throughout the night
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I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked."Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."
I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
That's way more laid back than most cops in my experience.
Weirdly I have a few cops in my family, just ended up like that it's not really a family thing, and they can never leave their work at the station.
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I interpreted both messages as said by the pizza guy
1-st one he says that Pizza's here
2-nd one he realises that nobody's there and that he will be able to eat the pizza
And the joke would be that he couldn't afford the pizza with his very low wage so he sheds a tear of joy
That is the wrong interpretation though. It is the person in the house pretending to have friends when the pizza delivery guy arrives.
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How often did that happen?
When I did it, weekend closing time always had drunk college kids falling asleep after they ordered. Someone went home with food every night on Friday and Saturday
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This guy with hiring money...
Just invite some homeless people into your home and offer them free pizza for their service.
What could go wrong?
