I knew it!
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It's called meal prepping!
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's fine if you buy them as frozen pizzas. Then it's just grocery shopping.
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whilst living in the woods I visited my moon friend's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just climbed the tree, vaulted through the window hole and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out pizzas and grenades on the table, pulled a pin, and then sat down with us under the leaf blanket while ben cleaned his rifle and sucked him off.
I was like, woah, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dad"
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I am confused. Not only is this the same text, i am very sure that this one was talking about the tree, but ended with the dealer bit. I know because i remember thinking to myself "The dealer thing is not that big of a deal, but what was that about a tree?"
Now this one is edited, but i don't recall the "duplicate", which was posted before...
WTF
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So you're saying that the person in the meme did not order the pizza but wants to keep it and tries to accomplish that by pretending there are other people with them? I'm confused, why wouldn't they just take it without saying anything? How would the delivery person know they are not the one who ordered?
wrote last edited by [email protected]I interpreted both messages as said by the pizza guy
1-st one he says that Pizza's here
2-nd one he realises that nobody's there and that he will be able to eat the pizza
And the joke would be that he couldn't afford the pizza with his very low wage so he sheds a tear of joy
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This is why I pick up and ask for extra silverware
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I interpreted both messages as said by the pizza guy
1-st one he says that Pizza's here
2-nd one he realises that nobody's there and that he will be able to eat the pizza
And the joke would be that he couldn't afford the pizza with his very low wage so he sheds a tear of joy
What about the "I" in "I shout to the the empty house"? This would mean that the pizza guy refers to himself in first person in the first line but in the third person in the second line which seems very unusual to me.
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Lady, I don't give a shit about your theatrics, I only judge if you're a lousy tipper.*
*in the US.
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whilst living in the woods I visited my moon friend's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just climbed the tree, vaulted through the window hole and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out pizzas and grenades on the table, pulled a pin, and then sat down with us under the leaf blanket while ben cleaned his rifle and sucked him off.
I was like, woah, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dad"
I'm suspicious of this... but I'm not sure why.
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This is why I pick up and ask for extra silverware
"Here's the extra silverware for your small personal pan pizza"
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That is not what the OP is about though.
Could you explain to me what OP intended to say, please?
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This is why I pick up and ask for extra silverware
Pizza
Silverware
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Explain?
I love all the interpretations here, but I read it as the pizza delivery man was lured into an empty house to be killed by the customer.
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To anyone who feels the need to justify their order to their delivery person: don't.
I guarantee that they'll think about you more if you pull shit like this.
Literally just give them the money, take the pizza, wish them a good night and close the fucking door.
I promise that they don't give any shits what you do with the pizza. Just tip appropriately for your region.
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To anyone who feels the need to justify their order to their delivery person: don't.
I guarantee that they'll think about you more if you pull shit like this.
Literally just give them the money, take the pizza, wish them a good night and close the fucking door.
I promise that they don't give any shits what you do with the pizza. Just tip appropriately for your region.
Will a good tip by their silence?
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My boy Andy over here is saying you have something called chicken poppers?
Something perhaps subtle about that sketch: he orders pineapple on all three pies. There is no way you have a party wherein every guest is okay with pineapple on pizza. So the pizza guy probably could've figured it out from that!
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The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the "reply" as you open the door.
It's the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers' eyes.
Kevin McCallister likes the way you think
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I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked."Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."
I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
wunderbar
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I mean… pizza guy can have friends too, he's human!
valid. but I never expected a pizza guy to just walk into someone else's apartment and start laying out the food lol
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"Here's the extra silverware for your small personal pan pizza"
All the better. You can blame the other people for being savages eating pizza with utensils. It makes it more resl
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valid. but I never expected a pizza guy to just walk into someone else's apartment and start laying out the food lol
Oh absolutely. Seems really chill tho
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Ideally you wanna hire actors for that.
This guy with hiring money...
