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    ChatGPT
    Cybersecurity

    So you know how to fix all the security holes the AI left in your codebase, right? Right?

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      ChatGPT
      Cybersecurity

      So you know how to fix all the security holes the AI left in your codebase, right? Right?

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      No worries, GPT says my* code is flawless.

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        majoring in chatgpt💀

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          He forgot to list his Minecraft server

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            This is actually scary. They cant do anything without an internet connection.

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              wait, just ChatGPT? not llama, gemma, or even gemini or copilot?

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                Did someone crop off DevOps?

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                  This is actually scary. They cant do anything without an internet connection.

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                  I have a mild existential crisis every time the Internet goes down. I have no idea what's wrong, and I cant use the Internet to find out what's wrong.

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                    I have a mild existential crisis every time the Internet goes down. I have no idea what's wrong, and I cant use the Internet to find out what's wrong.

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                    You should work to become sufficient offline. I have my whole life because I know how fragile it is.

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                      Did someone crop off DevOps?

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                        Generative AI AND chatGPT. Impressive.

                        But I know how to code, program, AND write software.

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                          Generative AI AND chatGPT. Impressive.

                          But I know how to code, program, AND write software.

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                          But don’t have a development podcast?

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                            But don’t have a development podcast?

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                            Damn, you're right! I need to let people know that in addition to my other skills, I can also develop applications.

                            Chatgpt how do I pod my cast

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                              the documentation is literally on Internet. Python standard library, MSDN, posgresql, odbc drivers. Everything is online. are you suggesting you memorised your whole stack, and did you printed out ? Granted * some * of it can be downloaded

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                                To be fair, programming without internet is just (very) unproductive.

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                                  You mean Copilot. No one uses word manually anymore.

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                                  Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.

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                                    Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.

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                                      the documentation is literally on Internet. Python standard library, MSDN, posgresql, odbc drivers. Everything is online. are you suggesting you memorised your whole stack, and did you printed out ? Granted * some * of it can be downloaded

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                                      I remember when ‚man 3 printf‘ and such was a thing. Good times, those. Then there’s ‚go doc encoding/json‘ as well. I’m sure other languages have some offline docs

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                                        Not really. If the internet goes out in our office 100% of our programmers are going home. Doesnt make them bad, the internet is to useful to work without.

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                                        • fizz@lemmy.nzF [email protected]

                                          Not really. If the internet goes out in our office 100% of our programmers are going home. Doesnt make them bad, the internet is to useful to work without.

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                                          Exactly, it's how technological evolution works. We found a much more effective and productive way to work and live, so why would we revert back to the "old days".

                                          Also doesn't mean people taught to use the internet in its full capacity are inferior - they're just focusing on what is important.

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