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Technial Skills in 2025

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    Forgot “Microsoft Word”

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    Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.

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      Microsoft Office Suite, it sounds classier

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      Spreadsheet Architect, Powerpoint Guru, Wordsmith

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        Microsoft Office Suite, it sounds classier

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        Classier than listing every program individually?

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          Forgot “Microsoft Word office”

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          I'm sorry, do you mean Microsoft Copilot 365?

          gags

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          • C [email protected]

            Forgot “Microsoft Word”

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            You mean Copilot. No one uses word manually anymore.

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            • lambdarx@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

              Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.

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              More essential IT skills to add to your resume:

              • preserving the environment
              • killing zombies
              • managing real-time executions
              • manual flushing of pipes
              • handling mixed signals
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              • gyroplast@pawb.socialG [email protected]

                More essential IT skills to add to your resume:

                • preserving the environment
                • killing zombies
                • managing real-time executions
                • manual flushing of pipes
                • handling mixed signals
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                manual flushing of pipes

                Seriously, pipes should default to unbuffered...

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                  (Found on Coursera)

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                  ChatGPT
                  Cybersecurity

                  So you know how to fix all the security holes the AI left in your codebase, right? Right?

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                    ChatGPT
                    Cybersecurity

                    So you know how to fix all the security holes the AI left in your codebase, right? Right?

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                    No worries, GPT says my* code is flawless.

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                      majoring in chatgpt💀

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                        He forgot to list his Minecraft server

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                          This is actually scary. They cant do anything without an internet connection.

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                            wait, just ChatGPT? not llama, gemma, or even gemini or copilot?

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                              Did someone crop off DevOps?

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                                This is actually scary. They cant do anything without an internet connection.

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                                I have a mild existential crisis every time the Internet goes down. I have no idea what's wrong, and I cant use the Internet to find out what's wrong.

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                                  I have a mild existential crisis every time the Internet goes down. I have no idea what's wrong, and I cant use the Internet to find out what's wrong.

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                                  You should work to become sufficient offline. I have my whole life because I know how fragile it is.

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                                    Did someone crop off DevOps?

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                                      Generative AI AND chatGPT. Impressive.

                                      But I know how to code, program, AND write software.

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                                        Generative AI AND chatGPT. Impressive.

                                        But I know how to code, program, AND write software.

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                                        But don’t have a development podcast?

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                                          But don’t have a development podcast?

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                                          Damn, you're right! I need to let people know that in addition to my other skills, I can also develop applications.

                                          Chatgpt how do I pod my cast

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