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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • P [email protected]

    9:59 and counting.

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    hope you like leather and plugs.

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    • bizzle@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

      Hope ya like weed

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      That's... why I'm here

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      • P [email protected]

        9:59 and counting.

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        You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.

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          may I recommend Synthesia?

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            9:59 and counting.

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            I'm dragging you into some obscure retro arcade kusoge. Waku Waku 7, Twinkle Star Sprites, Soldam, Land Maker, Gyakuten Puzzle Bancho.

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              id try to suck your dick immediately

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              Quick! He's wearing two pairs of pants, what do you do?!

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                Watching Star Wars

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                This could either be epic or a veeeery long night

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                  This could either be epic or a veeeery long night

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                  We'll be doing a rewatch of Ep7-9 followed by a lengthy discussion on why Hayden Christensen was the best Anakin and where Lucas went wrong making Ep4-6

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                  • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                    Bro, party at your house. It literally sounds like the perfect site for a Gathering of the Lemmys.

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                    There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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                    • P [email protected]

                      9:59 and counting.

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                      I can cook you something fun while you steal the love of my animals and use my UV light to make my phosphorescent and flourescent minerals look fancy.

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                      • humanius@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        We'd go to the pub down the street and have a good evening

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                        can I come 🥺

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                          9:59 and counting.

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                          cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

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                            cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

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                            the estrogen is giving me the emotions I asked for when I started and I don't like it

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                              9:59 and counting.

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                              That depends. Are you male or female?

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                              • alecsargent@lemmy.zipA [email protected]

                                stop calling your little iguana an alligator.

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                                If Greg say he wants to be an alligator, all I can do is support him

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                                  Quick! He's wearing two pairs of pants, what do you do?!

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                                  suck his pants off

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                                    9:59 and counting.

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                                    I will play Van Halen's Jump on my synth for you

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                                      9:59 and counting.

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                                      We can play lego LOTR on my PC I have 2 controllers.

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                                        9:59 and counting.

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                                        Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck.
                                          If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.

                                          If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.

                                          If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!

                                          Welcome to my ADHD life!

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                                          Are you me?

                                          Except I hate coffee. But am great at brewing/shots by smell. And my partner loves it, so I'm turning our espresso machine into a Gaggimate.

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