ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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I have all kinds of fun things to do, just come and see. We can play dress-up.
A few days later....It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She'll come "running" if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).
You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn't have to worry about "forgetting" and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).
You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.
Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).
Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream!
Let me come over please man. I beg of you
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hope you like leather and plugs.
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Hope ya like weed
That's... why I'm here
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You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.
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may I recommend Synthesia?
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I'm dragging you into some obscure retro arcade kusoge. Waku Waku 7, Twinkle Star Sprites, Soldam, Land Maker, Gyakuten Puzzle Bancho.
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id try to suck your dick immediately
Quick! He's wearing two pairs of pants, what do you do?!
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Watching Star Wars
This could either be epic or a veeeery long night
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This could either be epic or a veeeery long night
We'll be doing a rewatch of Ep7-9 followed by a lengthy discussion on why Hayden Christensen was the best Anakin and where Lucas went wrong making Ep4-6
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Bro, party at your house. It literally sounds like the perfect site for a Gathering of the Lemmys.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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I can cook you something fun while you steal the love of my animals and use my UV light to make my phosphorescent and flourescent minerals look fancy.
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We'd go to the pub down the street and have a good evening
can I come 🥺
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cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody
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cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody
the estrogen is giving me the emotions I asked for when I started and I don't like it
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That depends. Are you male or female?
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stop calling your little iguana an alligator.
If Greg say he wants to be an alligator, all I can do is support him
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Quick! He's wearing two pairs of pants, what do you do?!
suck his pants off
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I will play Van Halen's Jump on my synth for you
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We can play lego LOTR on my PC I have 2 controllers.
