She's a keeper
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In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.
Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I
dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll
Just as an aside, I would do this regardless of my interest. If I’m moving and there’s someone watching, I’m going to try to enlist help. They can say no and I won’t be offended in any way, but I’ll give it a shot, because moving sucks and it’s faster with more hands. I won’t gush about how strong the movers are or anything, but I will offer them beer/pizza afterwards.
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Oh lovely, the Subaru Crosstrek. The automotive equivalent of a bearded man in hiking boots who’s never seen a mountain. Yes, yes—220mm of ground clearance, symmetrical all-wheel-drive, and a CVT that responds to throttle like a golden retriever responds to algebra.
You call it an apocalypse commuter? Please. The only thing this thing has ever survived is a steep mall parking ramp. It’s not a rugged off-roader—it’s a cosplay Jeep for people who think flannel is a personality. This car talks a big game about conquering snow and gravel, but starts hyperventilating the moment it sees a hill and a headwind at the same time.
And let’s talk about power—actually, let’s not, because there isn't any. Merging on the motorway in a Crosstrek isn’t just dangerous, it’s spiritual. You put your foot down, say a quick prayer to the gearbox gods, and hope that the CVT decides to simulate a gear that moves you forward rather than just turning fuel into unpleasant noise.
Resale value, Swiss Army knife, duct tape metaphors—fine. But at the end of the day, it’s a hatchback with hiking stickers, delusions of grandeur, and the acceleration of a depressed tortoise.It’s not that the Crosstrek is bad. It’s just that it pretends so very hard to be brilliant—while delivering the dynamic excitement of a soggy oat biscuit.
Did you AI generate this entire response...?
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Did you AI generate this entire response...?
Pretty obvious on account of all the em dashes lol.
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So you're saying there's a chance.
Go to a cheap supermarket on a Monday at 2pm and you'll see those coincidences irl
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That's what I'd be telling my fiancee as a joke because I know she's a chubby chaser (in her own words).
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Exceptions only confirm this
Exceptions TEST the rule
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About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.
Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.
In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3
Height was not stated. Also, if she doesn't care about his marital status she probably doesn't care about her own. Also also, it is stated that she is 25. Not going to do the math, so I will assume we are up to 1%
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About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.
Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.
In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3
Not bad tbh.
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The dad bod is in
Among fat chicks. Healthy women want healthy men.
edit: up/down ratio is PERFECTLY in line with general obesity rates, as I expected, as is ALWAYS the case when I whisper any notion about how being overweight/obese isn't really a good thing
wrote last edited by [email protected]Nope. Reminding you of thid absolutely golden Twitter moment
The absolutely insane amount of cope the comment section starts spitting out is almost hilarious, implying that "women are lying" even.
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About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.
Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.
In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3
Don't do this, don't give me hope
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I haven't watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself, they have the same face
She is a clone. It's left ambiguous which is the original.
On the other hand, Jerry and his daughter Summer do share the same face.
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Pretty obvious on account of all the em dashes lol.
I use em dashes…I think it’s sad that a proper grammatical construct is so thoroughly ignored by most people that now it’s a sign of inhumanity.
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I use em dashes…I think it’s sad that a proper grammatical construct is so thoroughly ignored by most people that now it’s a sign of inhumanity.
Sure, but it's also in the tone, language and grammatical structure. After you know what you're looking for, you can feel whether it's AI written.
For what it's worth, I'd be cautious about using em dashes; people basically associate it with AI without exception.
Even when I use a document editor, and it sometimes 'auto swaps" a dash for an em-dash, I'll undo it. Just because I wouldn't want to be perceived as copy/pasting something.
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Me: "I'll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this." Gestures at dad bod
Wife: "Oh, I'm well aware."
Me:
Wife:
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Narrator: And then they FUCKED!
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I'll have you know I drive a Toyota minivan and shop at Sam's Club because we don't have a Costco. Much to my disappointment.
I switched from the Sam's Club 30 minutes away because I was tired of getting Walmart grade crap to a Costco 50 minutes away. Prices are a little higher, quality seems not quite as much higher and when we do the math, the savings over just going to Target or whatever aren't always there
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Ah ha, thanks. I've heard of it but never thought to watch it. Will give it a go
Personally I found it entertaining but mostly in a junk media kinda way, much like candy where you enjoy it while you eat it but afterwards just feel a little sick because you shouldn't have indulged so much.
There were some interesting sci-fi ideas mixed in that hopefully some future person will tease out into a better and more fleshed out story
So basically, if the show looks interesting give it a go, but don't expect any highbrow grand scifi epic because it just burps in such media's face while directly pulling inspiration from the same media. Oh and the fans tend to suck.
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About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.
Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.
In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3
That's depressing. But that's what you get for expecting things of other humans.
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Nope. Reminding you of thid absolutely golden Twitter moment
The absolutely insane amount of cope the comment section starts spitting out is almost hilarious, implying that "women are lying" even.
Well yeah, I like having something to work with too. Skeletons be too spooky for me.
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Haven't watched that show much, I was thinking that was her daughter from another dimension. Far less lines being crossed there haha
There is a Mad Max world version of Summer
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As a bonus: it's left ambiguous which one is the clone and which one is the original, they don't even know
Yes that's literally what the comment you're replying to said
