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    About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

    Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

    In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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    These magic numbers make my happy

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      Oh bless your heart.

      You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

      Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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      She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

      I asked this guy for an engagement ring and he let me pick out the one I wanted!

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        Hey! I wear clothes from Goodwill, get it right.

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        Salvation Army has coupons!! Don't waste your money!

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          About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

          Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

          In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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          This does assume that these are independent variables, which may not necessarily be the case.

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            About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

            Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

            In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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            So you're saying there's a chance.

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              About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

              Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

              In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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              The existence of danny devito fucks these numbers all the way up.

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                Hey sweatpants can do some work. Are they grey?

                Also 40s can be good-looking

                And "fat" is pretty subjective; people with average bodytypes can be very successful with confidence

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                  The existence of danny devito fucks these numbers all the way up.

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                  Exceptions only confirm this

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                    Ironic that you complain about men disappearing in their 40s when this happens so pervasively to women it's called Invisible Woman Syndrome.

                    Aging out of societal relevance is hard for everyone. Let's not pretend that this is a uniquely male thing, especially when women are pressured to conceal their aging to a far greater degree.

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                    Honestly I don't see them complaining nor are they pretending that it's uniquely male. I just don't see any words to support that. Do you think you might be reading a bit too much into it?

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                      In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.

                      Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I ❤ dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

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                      asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll

                      Just as an aside, I would do this regardless of my interest. If I’m moving and there’s someone watching, I’m going to try to enlist help. They can say no and I won’t be offended in any way, but I’ll give it a shot, because moving sucks and it’s faster with more hands. I won’t gush about how strong the movers are or anything, but I will offer them beer/pizza afterwards.

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                        Oh lovely, the Subaru Crosstrek. The automotive equivalent of a bearded man in hiking boots who’s never seen a mountain. Yes, yes—220mm of ground clearance, symmetrical all-wheel-drive, and a CVT that responds to throttle like a golden retriever responds to algebra.

                        You call it an apocalypse commuter? Please. The only thing this thing has ever survived is a steep mall parking ramp. It’s not a rugged off-roader—it’s a cosplay Jeep for people who think flannel is a personality. This car talks a big game about conquering snow and gravel, but starts hyperventilating the moment it sees a hill and a headwind at the same time.

                        And let’s talk about power—actually, let’s not, because there isn't any. Merging on the motorway in a Crosstrek isn’t just dangerous, it’s spiritual. You put your foot down, say a quick prayer to the gearbox gods, and hope that the CVT decides to simulate a gear that moves you forward rather than just turning fuel into unpleasant noise.
                        Resale value, Swiss Army knife, duct tape metaphors—fine. But at the end of the day, it’s a hatchback with hiking stickers, delusions of grandeur, and the acceleration of a depressed tortoise.

                        It’s not that the Crosstrek is bad. It’s just that it pretends so very hard to be brilliant—while delivering the dynamic excitement of a soggy oat biscuit.

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                        Did you AI generate this entire response...?

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                          Did you AI generate this entire response...?

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                          Pretty obvious on account of all the em dashes lol.

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                            So you're saying there's a chance.

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                            Go to a cheap supermarket on a Monday at 2pm and you'll see those coincidences irl

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                              That's what I'd be telling my fiancee as a joke because I know she's a chubby chaser (in her own words).

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                                Exceptions only confirm this

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                                Exceptions TEST the rule

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                                  About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                                  Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                                  In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                                  Height was not stated. Also, if she doesn't care about his marital status she probably doesn't care about her own. Also also, it is stated that she is 25. Not going to do the math, so I will assume we are up to 1%

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                                    About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                                    Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                                    In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                                    Not bad tbh.

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                                      The dad bod is in

                                      Among fat chicks. Healthy women want healthy men.

                                      edit: up/down ratio is PERFECTLY in line with general obesity rates, as I expected, as is ALWAYS the case when I whisper any notion about how being overweight/obese isn't really a good thing

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                                      Nope. Reminding you of thid absolutely golden Twitter moment


                                      The absolutely insane amount of cope the comment section starts spitting out is almost hilarious, implying that "women are lying" even.

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                                        About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                                        Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                                        In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                                        Don't do this, don't give me hope

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                                          I haven't watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself, they have the same face

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                                          She is a clone. It's left ambiguous which is the original.

                                          On the other hand, Jerry and his daughter Summer do share the same face.

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