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Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS

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    IRL rage bait

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      What's the problem. I know exactly what they're selling. It ain't 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.

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        Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.

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        Poe's law. Maybe it's satire. Equally possible it's ignorance.

        The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We're at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can't barely read it.

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          Can’t trust anyone these days

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            Zucchini

            Think in italian spelling rules

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            Zookeenee 🤌🏻

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              Smh can't even spell gellapinnose right.

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                I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.

                I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.

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                  It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.

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                  • nastynative@mander.xyzN [email protected]

                    It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.

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                    Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?

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                      Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.

                      "Murica dumb!"

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                      Like when they elected a stupid rapist as their president, twice. That was just a goof. Idiots

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                      • E [email protected]

                        When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

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                        its a joke tho

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                          Ah yes, illiteracy. Hilarious.

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                          it's deliberate

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                            “Bail“ is a word.

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                            These are the good ones ya get to celebrate getting out

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                              I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.

                              I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.

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                              Ah you're talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make

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                                Maters is a word

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                                i never said i was good at counting

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                                  Ah you're talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make

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                                  Right right, brilliant thanks. Always messing that up.

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                                    Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?

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                                    Potatoes and tomatoes…lol

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                                      Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:

                                      1. That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
                                      2. The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
                                      3. You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.

                                      There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.

                                      The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.

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                                      at least one of the two are going to be true

                                      *lists three items*

                                      I see what you did there. But I'll still judge you for it...

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                                        at least one of the two are going to be true

                                        *lists three items*

                                        I see what you did there. But I'll still judge you for it...

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                                        Glad it at least made someone twitch. I got a good chuckle as I was typing it out.

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                                          “Bail“ is a word.

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                                          This is my favourite word on the sign. People used to spell this way (however they liked, and by accent).

                                          And I can HEAR this person's voice through the words. Beautiful

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