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Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS

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  • lumidaub@feddit.orgL [email protected]

    Fucking hell "maters" 🍅

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      Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.

      "Murica dumb!"

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      Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.

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      • nebula@fedia.ioN [email protected]

        "Bail" is technically a word. Okay I guess wordS (plural) is debatable.

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        Maters is a word

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        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

          i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess

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          Maters is a word

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            IRL rage bait

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              What's the problem. I know exactly what they're selling. It ain't 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.

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                Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.

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                Poe's law. Maybe it's satire. Equally possible it's ignorance.

                The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We're at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can't barely read it.

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                  Can’t trust anyone these days

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                  • wieson@feddit.orgW [email protected]

                    Zucchini

                    Think in italian spelling rules

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                    Zookeenee 🤌🏻

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                      Smh can't even spell gellapinnose right.

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                        I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.

                        I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.

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                          It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.

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                            It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.

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                            Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?

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                              Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.

                              "Murica dumb!"

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                              Like when they elected a stupid rapist as their president, twice. That was just a goof. Idiots

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                                When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

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                                its a joke tho

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                                  Ah yes, illiteracy. Hilarious.

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                                  it's deliberate

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                                    “Bail“ is a word.

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                                    These are the good ones ya get to celebrate getting out

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                                      I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.

                                      I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.

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                                      Ah you're talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make

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                                        Maters is a word

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                                        i never said i was good at counting

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                                          Ah you're talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make

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                                          Right right, brilliant thanks. Always messing that up.

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