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    The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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    How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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    • zombiepirate@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

      You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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      Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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        How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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        F-18 Hornets.

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        • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

          Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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          Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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            There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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              Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

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                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                  How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                  If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                    If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                    Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

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                    • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                      Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.

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                        Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.

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                        I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc...so I think we're set.

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                          Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren't worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .

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                          • steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                            Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                            But they're propping up the mattress!

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                              You need to remove walls. Next time she'll be comfortable!

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                                I recommend purging the vengeful ghost or whatever evil spirit is haunting that place and getting out of whatever rural or abandoned town that building is located in. It's likely in the upper northeast or midwest and would be the kind of place that Stephen King would set his next novel in.

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                                • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                  You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                                  No he's not, he's lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he's going to haunt anyone, when that's all he could spare for humankind?

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