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  • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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    clearly the bed

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    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

      Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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      Yes, it's obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.

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      • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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        This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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        • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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          You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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          • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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            2! = 2

            You win this time..

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            • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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              Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

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              • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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                You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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                  Remove the friend

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                  • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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                    If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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                      The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                        Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                        • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                          You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                          Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                          • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                            Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                            What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                              What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                              Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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                                The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                                How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                • zombiepirate@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                  You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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                                  Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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                                    How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                    F-18 Hornets.

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                                    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                      Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                                      Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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                                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                        There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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                                          Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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