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  • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

    Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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    Yes, it's obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.

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      This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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      • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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        You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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        • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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          2! = 2

          You win this time..

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            Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

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            • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

              Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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              You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                Remove the friend

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                  If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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                    The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                      Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                        Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                        • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                          Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                          What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                            What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                            Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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                              The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                              How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                              • zombiepirate@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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                                Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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                                  How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                  F-18 Hornets.

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                                  • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                    Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                                    Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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                                      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                      There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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                                        Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                                          The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                                          Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

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