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    Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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      clearly the bed

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      • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

        Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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        Yes, it's obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.

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          This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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          • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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            You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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            • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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              2! = 2

              You win this time..

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                Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

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                • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                  Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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                  You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                  • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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                    Remove the friend

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                      If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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                        The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                          Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                          • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                            You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                            Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                            • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                              Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                              What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                                What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                                Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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                                  The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                                  How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                    You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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                                    Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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                                      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                      F-18 Hornets.

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                                      • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                        Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                                        Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                          There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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