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    Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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      Someone's never read instructions autotranslated from Chinese and not checked for accuracy.

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      Literally me yesterday trying to decipher Baidu’s PaddleOCR docs. Have half a mind to aim Claude Code at the URL and just be like ‘plz help’

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        Bad sex is not better than no sex.... Wtf... 🙂

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          Don't be virgins, document things

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            There's this cool program called qalc. I stumble on to cool features in it that's not even listed in the documentation.

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              Completely incorrect - bad documentation can be actively harmful, wasting your time with its inaccuracies.

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                What about rape? Is that just chatgpt reworded documentation?

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                  As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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                    As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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                    As a sexual person, I agree

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                    • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                      As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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                      Maybe it can be translated into something else, like, "Documentation is like toilet paper, when it's good it's good, when it's bad it's better than nothing"? Or, "Documentation is like clothes, even if they are bad it's better than nothing", or "Documentation is like having something you need, it's better to have the thing you need even if is not good, than to not have the thing you need at all"?

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                        "Documentation is like sex: You're not getting any"

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                        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                          Then you haven’t seen bad documentation (or had that sex you regret).

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                          • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                            Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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                            I think there's a difference between bad and wrong. Wrong documentation is incorrect. Bad documentation isn't really incorrect, it's just poorly executedb and mostly unhelpful.

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                            • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                              I think there's a difference between bad and wrong. Wrong documentation is incorrect. Bad documentation isn't really incorrect, it's just poorly executedb and mostly unhelpful.

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                              I mean, incorrect documentation is clearly bad, so...

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                                I mean, incorrect documentation is clearly bad, so...

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                                Seemed more like the problem was the gaslighting than the documentation.

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                                • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                  Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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                                  That documentation sounds like marriage.

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                                    kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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                                    Nothing worse than non-consensual documentation.

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                                      What about rape? Is that just chatgpt reworded documentation?

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                                      When something like python tries to force readability into your code without your consent?

                                      That's why I always use a nonsensical class structure with stupid names; it's my chastity belt.

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                                        Bad documentation could land you in prison.

                                        Bad sex is just horrible all around.

                                        not sure what this post is on about

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                                        • 1984@lemmy.today1 [email protected]

                                          Bad sex is not better than no sex.... Wtf... 🙂

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                                          the person who wrote this hasn't had bad sex yet

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