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Living life in peace

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    Me if ticks didn't exist.

    I used lay directly in the grass without a care in the world.

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    I wouldn’t mind them if they didn’t carry/transmit those awful diseases.

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      The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

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      That's optimistic...

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        I get the importance of bugs, but why do they gotta be such annoying assholes.

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        If a deity exists, he probably says the same thing about humans. Both are annoying to a more advanced being for similar reasons.

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          I itch just looking at these.

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          Yeah, sadly gras is still plenty itchy

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            I upvoted this before I saw what community it was in. Now I wish I could upvote twice.

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            Upvoted you since I can't upvote the post twice

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              Northern Norway doesn't have tics, snakes, or bears. Worst thing that could happen is getting gnawed on by a lemming.

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              They do have mosquitos.

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                We're working on it.

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                  I used to sleep on the grass before my jujutsu class. Got bit by some bugs once, but honestly, the worst problem was trying to find a spot without goose poop.

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                    The only caveat is that at some point we will likely start farming insects as a food source. They require way less resources to produce than animal protein, and are actually pretty healthy (and tasty if cooked right)

                    People might be grossed out, but shellfish is basically just ocean insects and many of us love that shit.

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                    I used to hate shellfish

                    but now I hate shellfish with righteous indignation.

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                      They do have mosquitos.

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                      What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

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                        I used to sleep on the grass before my jujutsu class. Got bit by some bugs once, but honestly, the worst problem was trying to find a spot without goose poop.

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                        I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

                        Fuck the Canada goose.

                        Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

                        Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

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                          I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

                          Fuck the Canada goose.

                          Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

                          Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

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                          Ahahah why tho?

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                            The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

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                            I would say It's not really the loss of bugs in general that cause the food chain to collapse, but the loss of pollinating insects specifically that really causes problems.

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                              I get the importance of bugs, but why do they gotta be such annoying assholes.

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                              They know they are important, so they be assholes knowing we can't do anything about it

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                                Image is accurate, since without bugs, the food chain collapses and takes society with it, and the survivors will have to migrate to rural areas that can support a hunter-gatherer lifrstyle.

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                                If pollinators weren't necessary, human food wouldn't be affected too much. But given we eat plants (and the animals we eat eat plants) hunter-gathering would have the same problem as just continuing farming. Can't gather if there are no plants, can't hunt if the prey starved to death.

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                                  I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

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                                    I would say It's not really the loss of bugs in general that cause the food chain to collapse, but the loss of pollinating insects specifically that really causes problems.

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                                    You're definitively forgetting about other important insects for agriculture such as worms

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                                      You're definitively forgetting about other important insects for agriculture such as worms

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                                      Worms aren't insects, but I agree they are definitely important

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                                        Yeah if bugs didn't exist I'd be homeless too

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                                          I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

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                                          Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

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