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I created the weirdest political compass

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  • C [email protected]

    That's just Java

    On the off chance that you don't already know, that's a totally different thing named after the same drink.

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    I'll pull out the emojis for this one.

    ๐Ÿ‘‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰๏ธ

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    • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

      How is C or assembly obsolete when they are literally everywhere is beyond me

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      C is more obsolete than Rust. Coding directly in assembly is rare. Beyond that it's more subjective.

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        How is Lua further down along the Nu Lang axis than Go, Rust and Nim?

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        Yeah, that one caught my eye too. Brainfuck is also pretty old IIRC, and it's hiding down there in the bottom right.

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        • S [email protected]

          SQL isn't a toy language, it's a domain specific language.

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          Yeah, but 3D political compasses just don't have the same hold on people.

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          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

            Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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            Where is Nu lang?

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            • C [email protected]

              C is more obsolete than Rust. Coding directly in assembly is rare. Beyond that it's more subjective.

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              The C which is an integral part of every linux kernel on every computer and server running linux as the OS and all the embedded systems everywhere and almost all the performance critical parts of python libraries?

              I won't have much to say about assembly since don't use it but far as I know low level parts of OS such as bootloader likely still uses assembly not to also mention embedded systems.

              As long as both of these exist in embedded systems, it is just statistically weird to call it obsolete even in regards to other languages.

              For instance data scientists majorly use python, but python critically depends on C and devices they use critically depend on C and assembly. Can you then really say what they do does not depend on C and assembly and python is more widely used?

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              • C [email protected]

                I actually did miss that one. TIL.

                Interesting that it's just as nu as TypeScript, despite TypeScript definitely coming after.

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                I roughly based the nu-obsolete scale on language features not age (or use), TypeScript is just ECMAScript with an optional type safety feature.

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                • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                  The C which is an integral part of every linux kernel on every computer and server running linux as the OS and all the embedded systems everywhere and almost all the performance critical parts of python libraries?

                  I won't have much to say about assembly since don't use it but far as I know low level parts of OS such as bootloader likely still uses assembly not to also mention embedded systems.

                  As long as both of these exist in embedded systems, it is just statistically weird to call it obsolete even in regards to other languages.

                  For instance data scientists majorly use python, but python critically depends on C and devices they use critically depend on C and assembly. Can you then really say what they do does not depend on C and assembly and python is more widely used?

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                  Many games are still hand optimised in assembly, at least the inner loops.

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                  • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                    The C which is an integral part of every linux kernel on every computer and server running linux as the OS and all the embedded systems everywhere and almost all the performance critical parts of python libraries?

                    I won't have much to say about assembly since don't use it but far as I know low level parts of OS such as bootloader likely still uses assembly not to also mention embedded systems.

                    As long as both of these exist in embedded systems, it is just statistically weird to call it obsolete even in regards to other languages.

                    For instance data scientists majorly use python, but python critically depends on C and devices they use critically depend on C and assembly. Can you then really say what they do does not depend on C and assembly and python is more widely used?

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                    So, the Linux kernel is already partially moved over to Rust. It's probably in the Python ecosystem too, although I can't actually say.

                    More obsolete was a deliberate word choice. Hell, even COBOL is still used.

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                      I roughly based the nu-obsolete scale on language features not age (or use), TypeScript is just ECMAScript with an optional type safety feature.

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                      I see! So you'd say type safety is system-type feature, then?

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                        Fortran is NOT obsolete you take that shit back

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                          Many games are still hand optimised in assembly, at least the inner loops.

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                          Compilers are pretty damn good at doing that by now.

                          I can believe there's some direct assembly usage down in the depths of Unity and Unreal engines, but the average game dev is probably not going to touch it.

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                            I donโ€™t get what toy lang means?

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                            • M [email protected]

                              Typescript, a language. Hah.

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                              In what way is typescript not a language?

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                                So, the Linux kernel is already partially moved over to Rust. It's probably in the Python ecosystem too, although I can't actually say.

                                More obsolete was a deliberate word choice. Hell, even COBOL is still used.

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                                yea but Rust is not above %80 of the languages in the chart. It is not just a matter of C being more obsolete than Rust it is more like C being one of the most obsolete in the chart. Can't call it that until it is replaced %80 by something else in systems that exists world-wide and everywhere.

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                                • E [email protected]

                                  Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

                                  Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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                                  Yes, TypeScript is a language by any definition.

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                                    In what way is typescript not a language?

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                                    Itโ€™s JavaScript with sugar added.

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                                      Itโ€™s JavaScript with sugar added.

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                                      So? That still makes it a language.

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                                        So? That still makes it a language.

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                                        Your mother is a language.

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          I read that as "directly, without a compiler", in which case it's close to fair, although I would have still put it ahead of COBOL because sometimes it's necessary.

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                                          Should it not say "machine code" then? It would still be bizarre to call it obsolete, given that it's literally the foundation of all the other languages in the chart. It's like saying letters are obsolete because we have words now.

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