The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
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Seeing your relatively high involvement in defending a simple "joke", I'd say you're more triggered than the ones down voting, but whatever, you do you.
I don't really care, I laughed at the joke. I only find it sad we can't shitpost in a shitposting community anymore without dumb fucks downvoting it.
In case you're still stuck on Reddit mechanisms, downvotes are not a disagree button. It should be reserved for out of place comments that do not further the discussion. -
the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.
medians supress minorities
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I'm surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.
I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
I can't help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there's no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren't a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.
The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.
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I don't really care, I laughed at the joke. I only find it sad we can't shitpost in a shitposting community anymore without dumb fucks downvoting it.
In case you're still stuck on Reddit mechanisms, downvotes are not a disagree button. It should be reserved for out of place comments that do not further the discussion.Right, you call everyone that disagrees with you about stuff you don't care about "dumb fucks"? xD
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I'm surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.
Funny enough that frozen is always shown in school, but they never finished it. They always play like about 45 minutes of class time duing holidays where there is no classwork to do. Already finished school by now and I'mma just google the plot lol
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That would exclude Mulan, yet she is listed as princess.
Maybe they need new lineups. Attn Disney marketing: princesses, fairies, and mulan!
Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.
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Right, you call everyone that disagrees with you about stuff you don't care about "dumb fucks"? xD
No, I only call dumb fucks dumb fucks. If you can't take a joke maybe you should not interact on the internet
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I'm not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but... goddamn lol
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the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.
medians supress minorities
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's almost as if the different forms of averages are useful for different applications.
You gain a lot more information about a dataset when you have both the mean and the median, compared to just the mean.
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I don't understand what you wrote. Please explain like I've not take a literature class since high school. (I read, but mostly for fun or computer tech information, which is also for fun.)
its pro AI jibberish, probably written with AI tools
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That would exclude Mulan, yet she is listed as princess.
Maybe they need new lineups. Attn Disney marketing: princesses, fairies, and mulan!
Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.
Saving Chiha and the Emperor is especially heroic.
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No, I only call dumb fucks dumb fucks. If you can't take a joke maybe you should not interact on the internet
wrote last edited by [email protected]Being unable to accept other people having different opinions on the internet is even funnier than people falling for shit posts, imo.
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Or Belle or Jane.
Belle marries nobility
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You fell for the shitpost
I provided a proper explanation for the silent observers
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I just assume all humans are being manipulative and
never trust whatever it is they are saying
can't get fooled if you assume everyone and everything is crooked
and statistically, you'll be mostly right.Ehhhhhhhh that's generally untrue honestly.
Many people have the capacity. And there are enough shitty people that they will take advantage if given the opportunity.
But most people are just trying to live their lives as best they can, and much of their selfishness can be unlearned, or isn't really selfishness anyway, just survival instinct and misinformation
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Belle marries nobility
Okay, so looking it up, it seems that the Beast was/is a prince, which in at least some traditions would mean his wife would be elevated to the rank of princess. I don't know if that's how it worked in the original French short story.
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Stitch is assigned male
Still a princess.
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The same laws that protect drunk, unconscious, disabled, senile, or otherwise incapacitated people would still apply. Here, the 18-year-old with a child's mind would be deemed incompetent, and assigned a guardian.
There's got to be something more concrete than that, should the guardian be the problem...
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I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
I can't help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there's no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren't a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.
The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.
I'm not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there's some lineage I'm unaware of. She's already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.
Mulan... Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.
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the chart is referring to Disney characters not "real" people
Where did they get the ages from then? It seems to me most Disney movies explicitly don't mention age in any sort of direct manner
