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The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.

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  • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

    OP forgot to capitalize the P.

    To be included in the Disney Princess line, a character must be a protagonist or main supporting character in an animated theatrical film produced by a studio owned by The Walt Disney Company that is the first film in its franchise (thus excluding characters introduced in sequels, direct-to-video films and television series), must be human in her standard form and in general should be a princess by way of either marriage to a prince or through herself descending from a monarch or tribal chief. Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Princess

    The list of official princesses kept changing over time, mainly because new characters were added to the list as new movies emerged. Still, three princesses were removed from it in 2005: Tinker Bell, Esmeralda, and Jane Porter. The reasons why they made the list in the first place are not entirely clear since they are neither main characters in their films nor do they have royal heritage.

    [...] In Esmeralda's case, the reason was that the sales of The Hunchback of Notre Dame products were not going as Disney had hoped, and the character was not as popular with the audience.

    https://movieweb.com/official-disney-princess-rules/

    But as the reply said, Alice is not a Disney Princess nor a princess.

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    That would exclude Mulan, yet she is listed as princess.

    Maybe they need new lineups. Attn Disney marketing: princesses, fairies, and mulan!

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    • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

      what if the fertility clinic went bankrupt and you purchased it and all of its assets?

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      See my first sentence.

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

        This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.

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        And if you take a picture with a flash, they get a sunburn.

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        • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

          the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.

          medians supress minorities

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          the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day

          So we can solve drug abuse by being nice?

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          • F [email protected]

            This is why the concept of statistical outlier and standard deviation exists.

            Had I seen something like this in any analysis I would either assume some fault in the measurement (either reading or technical) or error in punching the data. Then ignored the result if it couldn't be reproduced, but leave it in the raw data/graph/figure and explain the exlution.

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            #118

            Heck, even opting for median age over the mean would work in this case!

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            • N [email protected]

              Seeing your relatively high involvement in defending a simple "joke", I'd say you're more triggered than the ones down voting, but whatever, you do you.

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              I don't really care, I laughed at the joke. I only find it sad we can't shitpost in a shitposting community anymore without dumb fucks downvoting it.
              In case you're still stuck on Reddit mechanisms, downvotes are not a disagree button. It should be reserved for out of place comments that do not further the discussion.

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                the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.

                medians supress minorities

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                😂 how does the fact that that average person doesn't use meth oppress anyone?

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                • K [email protected]

                  I'm surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

                  Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.

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                  I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

                  I can't help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there's no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren't a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.

                  The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.

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                    I don't really care, I laughed at the joke. I only find it sad we can't shitpost in a shitposting community anymore without dumb fucks downvoting it.
                    In case you're still stuck on Reddit mechanisms, downvotes are not a disagree button. It should be reserved for out of place comments that do not further the discussion.

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                    Right, you call everyone that disagrees with you about stuff you don't care about "dumb fucks"? xD

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                      I'm surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

                      Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.

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                      Funny enough that frozen is always shown in school, but they never finished it. They always play like about 45 minutes of class time duing holidays where there is no classwork to do. Already finished school by now and I'mma just google the plot lol

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                        That would exclude Mulan, yet she is listed as princess.

                        Maybe they need new lineups. Attn Disney marketing: princesses, fairies, and mulan!

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                        Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.

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                          Right, you call everyone that disagrees with you about stuff you don't care about "dumb fucks"? xD

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                          No, I only call dumb fucks dumb fucks. If you can't take a joke maybe you should not interact on the internet

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                            I'm not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but... goddamn lol

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                            • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                              the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.

                              medians supress minorities

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                              #127

                              It's almost as if the different forms of averages are useful for different applications.

                              You gain a lot more information about a dataset when you have both the mean and the median, compared to just the mean.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                I don't understand what you wrote. Please explain like I've not take a literature class since high school. (I read, but mostly for fun or computer tech information, which is also for fun.)

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                                its pro AI jibberish, probably written with AI tools

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                                  That would exclude Mulan, yet she is listed as princess.

                                  Maybe they need new lineups. Attn Disney marketing: princesses, fairies, and mulan!

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                                  Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.

                                  Saving Chiha and the Emperor is especially heroic.

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                                    No, I only call dumb fucks dumb fucks. If you can't take a joke maybe you should not interact on the internet

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                                    https://xkcd.com/386/

                                    Being unable to accept other people having different opinions on the internet is even funnier than people falling for shit posts, imo.

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                                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      Or Belle or Jane.

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                                      Belle marries nobility

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                                        You fell for the shitpost

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                                        I provided a proper explanation for the silent observers 😉

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                                        • I [email protected]

                                          I just assume all humans are being manipulative and
                                          never trust whatever it is they are saying
                                          can't get fooled if you assume everyone and everything is crooked
                                          and statistically, you'll be mostly right.

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                                          Ehhhhhhhh that's generally untrue honestly.

                                          Many people have the capacity. And there are enough shitty people that they will take advantage if given the opportunity.

                                          But most people are just trying to live their lives as best they can, and much of their selfishness can be unlearned, or isn't really selfishness anyway, just survival instinct and misinformation

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