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Oranges? In this economy?

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    It's a shame nobody's heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.

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    That's a good hero right there

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      Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

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        The harbinger

        The orangeinger

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        • steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

          The harbinger

          The orangeinger

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          Mmmm Orange Ginger

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          • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

            Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

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            A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

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              The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers

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              That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔

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                I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.

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                Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..

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                • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Right here

                  but my banan launcher is in the shop

                  so only orange

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                  Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

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                    Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.

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                    Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.

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                      Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.

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                      Found the orange cannon engineer.

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                        Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.

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                        Because it's an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.

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                        • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

                          Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

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                          I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

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                            I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

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                            That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?

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                              Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

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                              Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

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                                Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

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                                Pomelo cannon or bust

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                                  That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?

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                                  Whatever you do, avoid instructables

                                  Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.

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                                    A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

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                                    Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?

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                                      Oh no, he's evolving

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                                      • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more

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                                        We've found them... the person from the math problems!

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                                        • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

                                          Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

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                                          Most old men have them. Just ask one.

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