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    That's why I only use "femoid"

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    That's why I use the more modern term, "foid" /s

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

      While OP is obviously made up, and definitively loves others of the same gender, that is not a bad metric for compatibility.

      If it's your favorite song, ever. Something that just brings you great joy, and the prospective partner isn't at least able to jam with it, the chances of being on the same wavelength about other things get smaller.

      I don't really have a favorite song because how the fuck am I going to pick just one. But let's pretend that I managed to and it was Master of Puppets (which would be on the final list no matter how that list got decided). If my lady can't at least smile and throw the horns in solidarity, how the fuck we gonna handle that big a gap in tastes? Not saying it has to be her favorite too, but there's gotta be at least a friendly neutrality or it means our tastes in music are radically different.

      If tastes in music are far apart, chances are that other things like movies, tv, books, are almost guaranteed to be similarly apart. That wipes out big chunks of conversation and leisure time. And, how the fuck you gonna handle road trips? Stuck in a car with music you can't at least tap a foot along with isn't gonna be fun. It's going to be stressful as fuck after an hour or so. Trust me on that one, I've been stuck in a vehicle for work purposes for long trips without realizing exactly how horrible the people I was with were. And I'm one of those people that doesn't entirely reject any actual genre. Even the stuff I avoid, it isn't because of the genre, it's tangential stuff.

      But after two hours of shitty contemporary christian bullshit I was ready to strangle someone.

      Imagine that, but you hate Taylor Swift, and the date you're with is a swifty. Or, imagine your poor date just can't tolerate death metal, and you're blasting some Behemoth. The fuck? You're doomed. And that's what long term relationships bring: hours in the same place frequently. You gotta be able to find common ground.

      So, anon up there making the right choice for the wrong reasons, what with the fictional nature of their same sex lifestyle

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      My favorite song is probably Compost Yuppie Scum. I'm pretty sure if someone doesn't like that song, it just means they have better mental health than me.

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        Are you implying the anon was trying to date a child? Could be because it's 4chan but even then the correct term is 'girl' and not female in case you don't understand how language works.

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        Idk man they are in 4chan, female is expected terminology. Anon could be a child. My exgf talked about spending a lot of time in 4chan before she was 18

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          If only there was a specific word for a human female child.......oh well!

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          Yes, but 4chan anon could be talking to a "female"online and not assume her age

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            My favorite song is probably Compost Yuppie Scum. I'm pretty sure if someone doesn't like that song, it just means they have better mental health than me.

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            With a title like that, anyone that doesn't like it is probably yuppie scum, and needs composting

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            • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

              I hate when people say "female"

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              Do you also go to the zoo and complain that the monkeys are throwing shit? 😛

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              • M [email protected]

                > Talking to a woman
                > I like her
                > Share with her my favorite song
                > She saves it to her playlist

                I wonder if it's still there.

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                Of course it is. No woman can resist the sounds of The Three of Us by Streetlight Manifesto.

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                • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  While OP is obviously made up, and definitively loves others of the same gender, that is not a bad metric for compatibility.

                  If it's your favorite song, ever. Something that just brings you great joy, and the prospective partner isn't at least able to jam with it, the chances of being on the same wavelength about other things get smaller.

                  I don't really have a favorite song because how the fuck am I going to pick just one. But let's pretend that I managed to and it was Master of Puppets (which would be on the final list no matter how that list got decided). If my lady can't at least smile and throw the horns in solidarity, how the fuck we gonna handle that big a gap in tastes? Not saying it has to be her favorite too, but there's gotta be at least a friendly neutrality or it means our tastes in music are radically different.

                  If tastes in music are far apart, chances are that other things like movies, tv, books, are almost guaranteed to be similarly apart. That wipes out big chunks of conversation and leisure time. And, how the fuck you gonna handle road trips? Stuck in a car with music you can't at least tap a foot along with isn't gonna be fun. It's going to be stressful as fuck after an hour or so. Trust me on that one, I've been stuck in a vehicle for work purposes for long trips without realizing exactly how horrible the people I was with were. And I'm one of those people that doesn't entirely reject any actual genre. Even the stuff I avoid, it isn't because of the genre, it's tangential stuff.

                  But after two hours of shitty contemporary christian bullshit I was ready to strangle someone.

                  Imagine that, but you hate Taylor Swift, and the date you're with is a swifty. Or, imagine your poor date just can't tolerate death metal, and you're blasting some Behemoth. The fuck? You're doomed. And that's what long term relationships bring: hours in the same place frequently. You gotta be able to find common ground.

                  So, anon up there making the right choice for the wrong reasons, what with the fictional nature of their same sex lifestyle

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                  I hate the "what's your favorite song/game/etc" because like.. even though I have literally 9,000 hours of gaming on steam and probably 15000 total and have like devoted my entire life to it because I'm antisocial
                  I STILL CANT CHOOSE 😭 I LOVE ALL MY BABIES

                  edit: holy shit I'm at 9,995 hours now. I should make a cake or something when I get to 10,000


                  https://steamplaytime.com/profile/triflingtoad

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                    I hate the "what's your favorite song/game/etc" because like.. even though I have literally 9,000 hours of gaming on steam and probably 15000 total and have like devoted my entire life to it because I'm antisocial
                    I STILL CANT CHOOSE 😭 I LOVE ALL MY BABIES

                    edit: holy shit I'm at 9,995 hours now. I should make a cake or something when I get to 10,000


                    https://steamplaytime.com/profile/triflingtoad

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                    Damn man I only have 8700 hours on steam. I gotta get them numbers up, that's rookie numbers.

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                      I hate when people say "female"

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                      People who work in biology say it naturally. Women is a very weird word for them.

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                        I hate the "what's your favorite song/game/etc" because like.. even though I have literally 9,000 hours of gaming on steam and probably 15000 total and have like devoted my entire life to it because I'm antisocial
                        I STILL CANT CHOOSE 😭 I LOVE ALL MY BABIES

                        edit: holy shit I'm at 9,995 hours now. I should make a cake or something when I get to 10,000


                        https://steamplaytime.com/profile/triflingtoad

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                        Dude, everyone at the company owes you head at that point. 10k hours = head, that's just the way it is.

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                        • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                          I'm not trying to be some moral authority, I'm just saying anon is unlikely to find a gf like that.

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                          Luckily, given the community we are in, it is pretty obvious that he is in the closet anyway.

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                            > Talking to a woman
                            > I like her
                            > Share with her my favorite song
                            > She saves it to her playlist

                            I wonder if it's still there.

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                            It's cbat isn't it?

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                              With a title like that, anyone that doesn't like it is probably yuppie scum, and needs composting

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                              Counterpoint: girl yuppies are often smokin' hot

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                                That's why I use the more modern term, "foid" /s

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                                Gotta save those syllables, they don't grow on trees you know...

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                                  It's cbat isn't it?

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                                  I don't know what that is. lol

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                                    Listening to Björk for the first time because of your comment.

                                    Violently Happy was cool, but Venus as a Boy and Army of One are definitely more my speed (guessjng that's a normie ass take).

                                    It's not for everyone but I feel like the only people who "hate this with a passion" only ever listen to the top 40 charts and NOTHING ELSE, which is really hard to do if you have Spotify tbh

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                                    human behaviour, and big time sensuality were top 40

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                                      While OP is obviously made up, and definitively loves others of the same gender, that is not a bad metric for compatibility.

                                      If it's your favorite song, ever. Something that just brings you great joy, and the prospective partner isn't at least able to jam with it, the chances of being on the same wavelength about other things get smaller.

                                      I don't really have a favorite song because how the fuck am I going to pick just one. But let's pretend that I managed to and it was Master of Puppets (which would be on the final list no matter how that list got decided). If my lady can't at least smile and throw the horns in solidarity, how the fuck we gonna handle that big a gap in tastes? Not saying it has to be her favorite too, but there's gotta be at least a friendly neutrality or it means our tastes in music are radically different.

                                      If tastes in music are far apart, chances are that other things like movies, tv, books, are almost guaranteed to be similarly apart. That wipes out big chunks of conversation and leisure time. And, how the fuck you gonna handle road trips? Stuck in a car with music you can't at least tap a foot along with isn't gonna be fun. It's going to be stressful as fuck after an hour or so. Trust me on that one, I've been stuck in a vehicle for work purposes for long trips without realizing exactly how horrible the people I was with were. And I'm one of those people that doesn't entirely reject any actual genre. Even the stuff I avoid, it isn't because of the genre, it's tangential stuff.

                                      But after two hours of shitty contemporary christian bullshit I was ready to strangle someone.

                                      Imagine that, but you hate Taylor Swift, and the date you're with is a swifty. Or, imagine your poor date just can't tolerate death metal, and you're blasting some Behemoth. The fuck? You're doomed. And that's what long term relationships bring: hours in the same place frequently. You gotta be able to find common ground.

                                      So, anon up there making the right choice for the wrong reasons, what with the fictional nature of their same sex lifestyle

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                                      I've lived with my wife for twelve years and we have two kids and I don't think she's ever managed to listen to any of the stuff I really love, because it's just too heavy for her. And I'm not talking Lorna Shore here, I'm saying she gets all stressed out when she hears any short of bass drop.
                                      I don't think her brain was ever ready for metal, I'm pretty sure they don't have anything like it in China.

                                      Anyway, my point is, it still works because she doesn't see music as a defining thing for herself, nor do I think of myself exclusively as a metalhead. She doesn't hate me listening to metal, nor do I hate her listening to cheesy Taiwanese crooners from the eighties. She doesn't try to change my tastes, nor impose hers.

                                      I think that's more important, actually. Not hating what the other person brings to the table. Sure it's sad not to share a passion with the person you love, but it's better than them trying to change you, or dismissing or denigrating what you love!
                                      Now that would be a deal breaker.

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                                        I hate the "what's your favorite song/game/etc" because like.. even though I have literally 9,000 hours of gaming on steam and probably 15000 total and have like devoted my entire life to it because I'm antisocial
                                        I STILL CANT CHOOSE 😭 I LOVE ALL MY BABIES

                                        edit: holy shit I'm at 9,995 hours now. I should make a cake or something when I get to 10,000


                                        https://steamplaytime.com/profile/triflingtoad

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                                        Same. Even though it's generally consider myself a metalhead, I also love some rap, some techno, some classic... I love plenty of music! "Favourite" is an idiotic concept to me. My heart has plenty of room for all my music. Love isn't a zero-sum game!

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                                          People who work in biology say it naturally. Women is a very weird word for them.

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                                          I don't think most women who work in biology would agree.

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