Sexting
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Speech to text, my brother.
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Yum last Newport at of.
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Your sentences don't stick together?
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Speech to text, my brother.
More of a bloodflow-to-the-brain issue
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
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Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
wrote last edited by [email protected]The one day I work from the office, and you all are going to make me literally LOL.
Seriously
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Skill issue
I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
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I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
wrote last edited by [email protected]This used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.
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Speech to text, my brother.
"I'm going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go"
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Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!
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I was the bottom person once. No clue why, or what possessed me to do that.
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Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!
Comment + username makes me picture you as Mr Peanutbutter
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Yeah, and dunno if it's just because I have two kids now. I assume it would've struck me as odd before, but I guess I didn't think of it back in the before times.
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Git gud, scrub.
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Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!
Honestly as much as that’s still weird it’s a whole lot better than the incest thing.
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Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
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It definitely weirds me out too and I at one point definitely had this opinion. But then I was with a woman once who I was very, very attracted to; Possibly more than anyone else I've been with. (Not that that's a bunch of people) She started calling me daddy repeatedly while we were getting into, and despite me being a little weirded out by it I, uh, didn't stop.
Horny is a hell of a thing.
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I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
It's not the typing that's the issue. It's the lack of blood going to the brain.
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"I'm going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go"
Fuck yes, that's so hot..
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The daddy thing as in the pornos is completely unrealistic too
As someone who actually has a daddy kink, I've never seen anyone who has a one night stand and instantly sees their partner as their daddy
I mean, I'm an extreme case, but I don't think you can just see someone as your daddy without bonding with him first. Like, I've spend like a year or 2 with him and gone through a lot of stuff until I even started thinking of calling him daddy, but now its pretty normal for us, after like 4 years, and im happily calling him Papi or Papa, and he's calling me „kleine” or Mika, but thats really an edgecase
Only other scene where I've seen someone become someone's daddy instantly was with abdl rp stuff, but that's non sexual
