Sexting
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Skill issue
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That 'daddy' thing in sex will always freak me out. If a woman called me daddy during sex that would be the end of it
Cause you finished?
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I'm good with it as long as it doesn't leave the bedroom or turn towards something really wrong. Otherwise, I respect the kink.
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Speech to text, my brother.
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Yum last Newport at of.
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Your sentences don't stick together?
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Speech to text, my brother.
More of a bloodflow-to-the-brain issue
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
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Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
wrote last edited by [email protected]The one day I work from the office, and you all are going to make me literally LOL.
Seriously
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Skill issue
I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
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I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
wrote last edited by [email protected]This used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.
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Speech to text, my brother.
"I'm going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go"
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Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!
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I was the bottom person once. No clue why, or what possessed me to do that.
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Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!
Comment + username makes me picture you as Mr Peanutbutter
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Yeah, and dunno if it's just because I have two kids now. I assume it would've struck me as odd before, but I guess I didn't think of it back in the before times.
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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Git gud, scrub.
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Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!
Honestly as much as that’s still weird it’s a whole lot better than the incest thing.
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Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
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It definitely weirds me out too and I at one point definitely had this opinion. But then I was with a woman once who I was very, very attracted to; Possibly more than anyone else I've been with. (Not that that's a bunch of people) She started calling me daddy repeatedly while we were getting into, and despite me being a little weirded out by it I, uh, didn't stop.
Horny is a hell of a thing.
