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  • J [email protected]

    I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

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    That's not a fork that's a thnork

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

      That is a rational number

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      22/7 doesn't count

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        22/7 doesn't count

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        3.145183813819291837 isn't the beginning of π, it's just some random number that happens to also start with 3.14

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          Tines are uneven, 4/10

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            4 out of 5 prongs.

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              7/10

              Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

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              • G [email protected]

                If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

                I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

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                Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.

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                  Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

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                    Bricks? I've seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.

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                    It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon's brother hates cement and cement blocks.

                    https://lemmy.today/post/36312407

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                      8/10. -4 for unneeded weight, -3 for asymmetry making prongs short, +5 for actually sharp prongs. Looking at you, every other "fork" out there you.

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                        shove it up your ass/10

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