Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Programmer Humor
  3. Any Day Now

Any Day Now

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Programmer Humor
programmerhumor
73 Posts 35 Posters 1 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • F [email protected]

    "assumptions"? Maybe consider how "I'm so sick of coding" implies you're doing coding? I'm so sick of driving, oh no somebody 'assumed' I'm a driver instead of a mechanic. Believe it or not, most people 'assume' something when you use sentences that imply it. CrAZy, riGhT? 😲

    S This user is from outside of this forum
    S This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by [email protected]
    #54

    ...why would a professional whatever make a remark for technology doing their job for them and making their career redundant?

    Farmer, coder, driver, whatever. "I can't wait for the bots to do this" is not a common muttering. Except maybe if in the c-suite...

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
    • M [email protected]

      Now, that is completely understandable. This is also a reason I don’t publish most of my things. They work, they work well, but… Some of it is kind of nasty. However, other developers are going to understand. Just mention this in the read me file. Or better yet, use this as an opportunity to refactor code. An LLM could be very helpful For that process.

      If you are not familiar with the process of using git or GitHub, i’m sure many of us, including myself, would be more than happy to help you.

      D This user is from outside of this forum
      D This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #55

      Thanks a lot! I'll try to figure it out myself first, and might get back to you if the need arises!

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • S [email protected]

        Oh, that I can, and thank you for your message, really. With that said, here is the differences: cars did work as a transport, and AI as it is marketed (magic replacer of all) does not, and even in the narrow use case of programming - no, it does not. It can produce heaps of lines of code, it cannot do the work of building a reliable software that does what is required of it. It has also failed to replace artists. So no, I am not afraid

        A This user is from outside of this forum
        A This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #56

        Compare AI generated content from now and 2 years ago and extrapolate the curve

        It's not linear, but your monkey brain will insist it is

        That's why you're not afraid.

        Honestly taking programmer jobs isn't even close to the worst thing AI is going to do to us

        B S 2 Replies Last reply
        0
        • C [email protected]

          Ah, just kill half the humans. That will make water consumption go way down. Follow me for more resource-saving tips

          I This user is from outside of this forum
          I This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #57

          Well, not half. Just a tiny amount, some would say that just 1% is enough.

          1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • A [email protected]

            Compare AI generated content from now and 2 years ago and extrapolate the curve

            It's not linear, but your monkey brain will insist it is

            That's why you're not afraid.

            Honestly taking programmer jobs isn't even close to the worst thing AI is going to do to us

            B This user is from outside of this forum
            B This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by [email protected]
            #58

            Yes, it's not linear. The progress of GenAI in the past 2 years is logarithmic at best, if you compare it with the boom that was 2019-2023 (from GPT2 to GPT4 in text, DALL-E 1 to 3 in images). The big companies trained their networks on all of the internet and ran out of training data, if you compare GPT4 to GPT5 it's pretty obvious. Unless there's a significant algorithmic breakthrough (which is looking less and less likely), at least text-based AI is not going to have another order-of-magniture improvement for a long time. Sure, it can already replace like 10% of devs who are doing boring JS stuff, but replacing at least half of the dev workforce is a pipe dream of the C-suite for now.

            A 1 Reply Last reply
            2
            • N [email protected]

              Some of us have applicable skills that can’t be replaced by a computer or a robot.

              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #59

              Some of us will be replaced the old fashioned way. By a underpaid worker in a third word country that will ask for one tenth of the money for the same job.

              1 Reply Last reply
              4
              • A [email protected]

                I never said that. Reread my comment. I want people to say "hey we should use less resources" and a good way to do that is not endlessly replicate ego spawn like a mindless virus.

                S This user is from outside of this forum
                S This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #60

                I didn't read it that way. In this case - yes, we most definitely should

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • A [email protected]

                  Compare AI generated content from now and 2 years ago and extrapolate the curve

                  It's not linear, but your monkey brain will insist it is

                  That's why you're not afraid.

                  Honestly taking programmer jobs isn't even close to the worst thing AI is going to do to us

                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #61

                  My monkey brain keeps hearing of non-linear progress, and things keep staying here:

                  Besides that, since you insist on being fearful: why AI of all things and not a handful of rich assholes who actually make our lives hard every damn day?

                  A 1 Reply Last reply
                  3
                  • A [email protected]

                    I once heard an arrogant fuck go on super confidently for like 2 hours about how AI will never master natural speaking voices

                    So yeah, be blase about the biggest existential threat to your careers that has ever existed.

                    The real tragic part is that all of you laughing are going to be unemployable within a decade

                    L This user is from outside of this forum
                    L This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #62

                    Living up to the username I see

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    4
                    • A [email protected]

                      Everyone complains about water consumption, energy use, and pollution of the ai yet fail to compare the use to its human counterparts

                      veganpizza69@lemmy.vgV This user is from outside of this forum
                      veganpizza69@lemmy.vgV This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #63

                      You can turn off AI/datacenters. If you try to turn off humans on a large scale, it's called genocide.

                      thebat@lemmy.worldT A 2 Replies Last reply
                      2
                      • A [email protected]

                        Listen to yourself, Thinking I'd start the reduction with unemployed people as if there isn't another class of people who do less for society. Try to think outside of the boomer education you received and those indoctrination Sundays

                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #64

                        Ok, so you are advocating for mass murder, is that right?

                        A 1 Reply Last reply
                        2
                        • veganpizza69@lemmy.vgV [email protected]

                          You can turn off AI/datacenters. If you try to turn off humans on a large scale, it's called genocide.

                          thebat@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                          thebat@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #65

                          If you try to turn off humans on a large scale, it's called genocide.

                          No it's called being ugly.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • A [email protected]

                            No I just want less people and less a.i. lol

                            M This user is from outside of this forum
                            M This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #66

                            Less capitalism and bullshit projects like water intensive crops in deserts.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • S [email protected]

                              My monkey brain keeps hearing of non-linear progress, and things keep staying here:

                              Besides that, since you insist on being fearful: why AI of all things and not a handful of rich assholes who actually make our lives hard every damn day?

                              A This user is from outside of this forum
                              A This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #67

                              I don't think you understand how dangerous a system is that can correlate every factor of every humans post activity and use it to create manipulative profiles for ever human who has ever logged in to anything

                              S 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • B [email protected]

                                Yes, it's not linear. The progress of GenAI in the past 2 years is logarithmic at best, if you compare it with the boom that was 2019-2023 (from GPT2 to GPT4 in text, DALL-E 1 to 3 in images). The big companies trained their networks on all of the internet and ran out of training data, if you compare GPT4 to GPT5 it's pretty obvious. Unless there's a significant algorithmic breakthrough (which is looking less and less likely), at least text-based AI is not going to have another order-of-magniture improvement for a long time. Sure, it can already replace like 10% of devs who are doing boring JS stuff, but replacing at least half of the dev workforce is a pipe dream of the C-suite for now.

                                A This user is from outside of this forum
                                A This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #68

                                Up until last week I worked for a stupidly big consumer data company and our in-house AI tools were not LLMs, they used an LLM as its secondary interface and let me tell you none of you are ready for this.

                                The problem with current LLMs is confabulation and it is not solvable. It's inherent in what a LLM is. the returns I was generating were not from publicly available LLMs or LLM services, but from expert systems trained only on the pertinent datasets. These do not confabulate as they are not word guessing algorithms.

                                Think of it like wolfram alpha for human behavior

                                People look at LLMs as the public face of AI but they aren't even close to the most important.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • A [email protected]

                                  I don't think you understand how dangerous a system is that can correlate every factor of every humans post activity and use it to create manipulative profiles for ever human who has ever logged in to anything

                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                  #69

                                  Ooh, scary once again. First, let me give you some credit and take the description for face value:
                                  How is this omnipotent system going to be created? By humans who err? By current LLMs which dream up names of libraries and functions? And most importantly, how is it going to become capable of manipulating "anyone to do anything" when even "I" do not always know what it is going to take for me to do some arbitrary X, and this is true for almost all humans, save sages/buddhas etc (can't deny they are possible, so count them as existing)?

                                  Your proposed threat looks like a conspiracy theory. Some of them have proven to be actually true, and this is no reason to believe anything

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • J [email protected]
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    P This user is from outside of this forum
                                    P This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #70

                                    imagine AI replacing investors and CEOs

                                    J 1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • veganpizza69@lemmy.vgV [email protected]

                                      You can turn off AI/datacenters. If you try to turn off humans on a large scale, it's called genocide.

                                      A This user is from outside of this forum
                                      A This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #71

                                      Less people is less data less data is less centers. You're just treating the symptoms. Restricted breeding solves it.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Ok, so you are advocating for mass murder, is that right?

                                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #72

                                        I wouldn't call it murder.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • P [email protected]

                                          imagine AI replacing investors and CEOs

                                          J This user is from outside of this forum
                                          J This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #73

                                          Random machines replacing random machines

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups