'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio

[monkdervierte@lemmy.ml]

Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he's a billionaire.

[dr_fetus_jackson@lemmy.world]

It's the finality of it, I think.

Glad to being a smile!

[i3lackshirts94@lemmy.world]

“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”

We’ll have you thought about not being a piece of shit

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

well that is what he's saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so "value-destroying".

[albbi@lemmy.ca]

If I had as much money as Zuck, I'd have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.

[meaanbeaan@lemmy.world]

Like, isn't that an admission that your business has no value?

[cheems@lemmy.world]

Symptom of fascism

[mpony@lemmy.world]

he's got "ring around the nostrils"

[clockworkstone@discuss.tchncs.de]

If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Zuckerburg says "Today I ate a sandwich!"

Nobody cares.

But wait......the full quote was "Today I ate a sandwich......of babys!"

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Considering trumps orange is sprayon.....that tracks.

[ramenshaman@lemmy.world]

It's an improvement over his last haircut

[zc3rr0r@lemmy.ca]

"Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we'll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?"

This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it's a spectacle.

[rangerjosey@lemmy.ml]

Now that's an amazing headline.

[iopq@lemmy.world]

I have the same hair and it's fucking impossible

It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don't have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.

[nunar@lemmy.world]

Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don't know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.