'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio

[shape4985@lemmy.ml]

Oh the irony

[lillypip@lemmy.ca]

If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.

This timeline is absurd.

[canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

If he had the right plumbing then a zip tie would have also worked.

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

of course it’s not “the” problem with him, we are clearly circlejerking here.

[mistermoo@lemmy.world]

People really do end up with the face they deserve.

[fighttoadapt@slrpnk.net]

At least they are environmentally conscious, not like Facebook

[zc3rr0r@lemmy.ca]

I refuse to believe that tweet is real on principal, but it's just tone deaf enough to have me question whether this might have actually been shat out by a corporate marketing team as part of some greenwashing effort.

If this is someone memeing however: Kudos, this one is very convincing despite being wildly ridiculous.

[fighttoadapt@slrpnk.net]

It is satire, but they have a tweet on a environmentally friendly radar searchable on Google and a https://rtx.com/our-responsibility/sustainable-operations page so even if fake, it's not that far-fetched

[sik0fewl@lemmy.ca]

Instead of wordle, we need onionle

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

No, his is far too unbruised, his nose isn't broken, and he appears to have all of his teeth.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Your uncle is Donald Trump?

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

He's no Hank Scorpio, I'll tell you that.

[valmond@lemmy.world]

I'm on the pink one

[storkflying@lemmy.ml]

Something like this?
https://github.com/tiquthon/onion-or-not-the-onion-drinking-game-2

Some time ago this was also up, but now it isn't:
https://github.com/SchaeStewart/OnionOrNot

Basically this search: https://github.com/search?q=onion+not+onion+game&type=repositories&s=updated&o=desc

[vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works]

I cyborg wouldnt be so pathetic, he is definitely a homunculus a la Full Metal Alchemist.

[olhonestjim@lemmy.world]

To the pain!

[emmy67@lemmy.world]

Even the Zuckerbot trends towards nazism

[daddy32@lemmy.world]

After all, he said age of privacy is over (or something similar).

[excessshiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

No not at all, but it is an admission that they know what they're doing is wrong and they just don't give a shit.

[orgundonor@lemmy.world]

He is rocking that sun bed tan line(the white eyes and live over the nose), which to me makes it look like he never actually does go outside. And does seem to have a bit of an orange tinge to him as well.