Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[baropithecus@lemmy.world]

Same, little guy. Same.

[sudomeapizza@lemm.ee]

If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[abeeinspace@lemmy.world]

Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig

[starman2112@sh.itjust.works]

I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?

[nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

can I have a cheeseburger?

[chottomatte@lemdro.id]

Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem

[babyincubi@beehaw.org]

when you close your eyes, what do you see?

[berryjam@lemmy.world]

frfr no cap

[icastfist@programming.dev]

Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?

[stomata@sh.itjust.works]

Sounds like a interesting game. Do you play it with someone

[juxtaposedjaguar@lemmy.ml]

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?

[socialmediarefugee@lemmy.ml]

What should I have for lunch?

[bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world]

I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.

[huginn@lemmygrad.ml]

You would never poop on the keyboard... Would you?

[fickle_ferret@lemmy.ml]

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

But with cheese.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

Not AI, but I was inspired:

Carp swim,
if whim.
Name Tim,
Love him!

Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...

[xylight@lemdro.id]

Pretty much sums up my life