Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
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You understand the assignment people.
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bumping for the 1337 haxorz
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This is so embarassing. It can't be the case that these idiots are actually in control of the united states.
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Hahahahahahaha
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What did you expect from a department named after a memecoin anyways
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Fucking CyberTruck like fucking pile of shit website. What kills me the most is that the fucking things they're screenshoting, those pages have literal "export to XML" buttons that they could fucking export, save the XML to some shared drive that gets swept, and the put it in some actually secure database.
This whole fucking thing reeks of some fucking weeb ass Roblox hackers whose last project consisted of Lua Script emulating some fucking redstone calculator they wrote in Minecraft. And the export fuction on the thing? It's just one dimension SUM function CSV exports. Literally no other dimenstions of values to add, shit I would be fucking surprised if a single one of the people writing the goddamn have ever heard of OLAP.
And to top it off, we already have a fucking website that does what this fucking place does, but 846 decillion times better. And it doesn't have a fucking Instagram esque reel of Tweets of people taking fucking screenshots of an open database.
I can't wait till the next dumbass gets into the White House and turns this pile of grabage off. Paying these idiots millions to power and run the hardware this pitiful excuse of a website runs on. And all we got for that money is some shit that is about on par as the shit you get from some O'Reilly book called "Building a Government Website Crash Course" with a Bald Eagle dying of bird flu on the cover.
This fucking idiot maybe wants to fucking learn what the hell SQL is.
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It all seems to be rushed and it's all an attack on political opposition. Doing it well isn't important. Like a monkey throwing shit at another monkey, they don't care that they have some shit on their hands, they threw shit at another monkey and that's what counts. Unfortunately the shit throwing monkeys are the president of the USA and the wealthiest person in the world.
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Someone needs to turn that site into nothing but goatse stat
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Ah, I see. That's the efficiency they're looking for.
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I do, but say I was.... Let's call it "clueless", what would a simpleton like me do to exploit such a thing?
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What is "Things people have been saying for 10 years?" Alex?
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Someone make it show
Doge
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CongressI want to see trump get asked about it in the next presser.
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- only if you're behind like 7 proxies
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Maybe it's intentional
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10 years? More like 200 years!
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So, tell us how you really feel.
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Please......show this to The Onion. Let The Onion post some updates.......it's their ultimate wet fantasy.
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Expert at dumbassery
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It looks like it's been patched. I couldn't find solid instructions anyway. But if I do, I'm sure someone will post an easy to use shell script.
