Pope Francis to stay in hospital because of ‘complex clinical picture’
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It's pretty much guaranteed that whenever Francis pops his clogs the next pope will be ultra right-wing. Francis has been shitty in many ways, but as modern popes go he's been more on the tolerant side of things. That's pissed off a bunch of hard-right cardinals. So the next one will almost certainly be an opus dei fascist. At that point many will probably be looking at Francis with a little bit more nostalgia.
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Not for nothing but the movie Conclave is fantastic and a useful primer of how the process we're likely to witness fairly soon actually works.
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I'm old enough to remember Pope John Paul I -> Oops. 33 days later... "Didn't we just do this?" John Paul II.
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Fuuuuuck catholicism. Fuck all religious leaders, really, but they have probably caused more damage than all the others combined, so fuck them in particular.
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But is he as evil as the Pope who will come after?
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The last one was a nazi, maybe we need a robot pope or a black pope, shake it up Catholics!
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For a crash course, you can watch the Vatican segment of Eurotrip, it's in the last 20 minutes or so, iirc.
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As long as it's not a woman Pope, that would be her-esy!
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There’s a historical myth of one, she passed as a man and after death the doctor was like “where da dick?”. The church says it never happened which makes me think it did.
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He is 88, i think he prayed hard enough
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Oh boy, I'm sure that'll help with the extreme rise in right-wing ideology and leadership worldwide.
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Not a good name for a guy who destroys Rome. Maybe Peter the Ex-Roman.
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Google will agree to change the name of the Holy See to the Holy See How Smart Trump Is.
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Who are you telling to do this on your behalf? Or are you going to face the Swiss Guard yourself?
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I hope he is in agony.
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Too bad mother Theresa is rotting in hell instead of treating him.
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He's not tolarant or nice. He's the spokesperson for the biggest pedo ring on the planet. They had to find a "nice guy" because the days of blind religios followers is dwindling.
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Ooh I like that idea.
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How did he fuck all these kids?
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Life finds a way
