Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?
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Vanta Black
I'm gambling that the experience of it would mitigate how much of a pain in the ass the repercussions would be.
Edit: I suppose I ought to have looked before, but this appears to be not the healthiest decision (who'd have though‽). Maybe we'll go with some kind of closest equivalent nontoxic paint?
On the morbidly curious side of things, I do wonder what such a person looks like. You would just notice the eyes and the hair.
There's also the whole, "went vanta black face" issue
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Macaroni & cheese
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Macaroni & cheese
no regrets? You'd just get up and go to bed covered in the stickiness?
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no regrets? You'd just get up and go to bed covered in the stickiness?
Who says I'm going to bed?
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What is baby oil chemically?
Traditionally, Mineral oil + fragrance
Mineral oil is also known as paraffin oil and is usually a petrochemical derivative composed of larger alkane hydrcarbons. Fragrance varies a lot.
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Homeopathic sleeping remedy.
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Gallium? It's solid at room temperature, but your own body heat will melt it, so you lie down on a solid block of metal and then slowly sink into a melting puddle in the middle of it. It's non-toxic and six times denser than water so you'd be really floaty on it too
It might act like a giant heatsink tho, making your body cool out as soon as it starts melting and creating proper surface contact. But i guess chilling in 20°C water is also not really an issue so i guess it depends on the thermal conductivity of the skin/gallium interface.
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Heinz Baked Beans.
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I was going to say heavy water, but TIL that it's not just chonky water. It can be toxic.
Only if you drink it in considerable amounts. Should be pretty fine for a bath though.
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Baked Beans
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the physical description also applies to butter
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Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.
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Clarified butter
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150 litres of Gallium would cost $130800
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It might act like a giant heatsink tho, making your body cool out as soon as it starts melting and creating proper surface contact. But i guess chilling in 20°C water is also not really an issue so i guess it depends on the thermal conductivity of the skin/gallium interface.
I'm sure an Infinite ice bath has an appeal to someone
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Zero sugar energy drinks.
No sugar means its not gonna get sticky, it'd rinse right off.
I imagine a bunch of creams already use the b vitamins you'd get since they love shoving b vitamins in those.
And it'll actually drain when you're done and a quick rinse will get everything normal afterwards.
Would the caffeine have any effect? Can skin absorb it?
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Sounds like something out of a horror film. Your body heat melts you into the material. Then, as heat gets distributed and you have more skin contact, you are no longer generating enough heat to keep the gallium melted.
You either suffocate as the material solidifies around your abdomen or you freeze to death as the material pulls enough heat from you to kill you.
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Heinz Baked Beans.
It seems that you need to go watch Tommy: A Rock Opera immediately
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Astroglide
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Would the caffeine have any effect? Can skin absorb it?
