Amazon Restricted Vaginal Health Products for Being ‘Potentially Embarrassing’
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You should probably lube the outside after placing it in it's position as well.
You just gave me an idea for the worlds fastest slip-n-slide, actually.
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Go ahead and search the word dildo into Amazon.
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Fuck Amazon but it would be nice if we had an FDA to get rid of this crank magnet health product that WIRED is promoting.
Wait, vag magnets are pseudoscience?! My partner has an entire data center's worth of HDD magnets up hers to ward the evil crotch spirits away!
/s
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You just gave me an idea for the worlds fastest slip-n-slide, actually.
You better tag me when you make a post here a year from now that you've made it into the book of guiness world records. I don't wanna miss that.
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Christ, I wish Americans would get over their embarrassment that half theirs population has a vagina.
We also renamed the Cockerel to Rooster.
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Bought replacement float and toilet seat last week to fix my aunts toilet.
Amazon now thinks I’m a toilet repair technician or some shit. I see nothing but different kinds of floats, stoppers, tank gaskets, seats, bidets, anything that can go in or on a toilet, Amazon thinks I need.
I’ve never been ad bombarded this hard before, and it’s about toilet parts.
That's the advanced cutting edge AI recommendation system for you. Oh, you just bought a fridge and a large TV? Here are fifty more fridges and large TVs that would be great for your fridge and large TV collection! And also a cheap Chinese knockoff impact drill, because they paid us to show it to people searching for fridges, TVs, jewelry, mineral water and potting soil!
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Wait, vag magnets are pseudoscience?! My partner has an entire data center's worth of HDD magnets up hers to ward the evil crotch spirits away!
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wait....is pillowpants real?!
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This isn’t fair at all, some of us bathe in that stuff
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I disagree. The human body is mostly water. Water is slightly diamagnetic. Therefore, a sufficiently strong magnet is capable of levitating a human body off the ground.
Magnets can definitely have an effect, just not at puny neodymium magnet levels!
A magnet sufficiently strong enough to levitate a human based on the water in the body is more likely to remove the water from the body instead.
I have a strong but as of yet untested theory that no human will ever levitate based magnitized internal human water.
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A magnet sufficiently strong enough to levitate a human based on the water in the body is more likely to remove the water from the body instead.
I have a strong but as of yet untested theory that no human will ever levitate based magnitized internal human water.
It works on frogs. The force is distributed over the whole body, so it's no worse than gravity is on our bodies.
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That's the advanced cutting edge AI recommendation system for you. Oh, you just bought a fridge and a large TV? Here are fifty more fridges and large TVs that would be great for your fridge and large TV collection! And also a cheap Chinese knockoff impact drill, because they paid us to show it to people searching for fridges, TVs, jewelry, mineral water and potting soil!
Things people bought together: three different stand-up fridge-freezer combos
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Well Bezos probably has like 20 toilets in each of his mansions, so he’s just skewing the averages.
All of the recommendations go through a mandatory "Bezos Filter"
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wait....is pillowpants real?!
Well duh, every woman has a pussy goblin until she pees it out on her 21st birthday!
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We also renamed the Cockerel to Rooster.
What about cockatiel?
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Once I order tampons on Amazon. They just put a shipping label directly on a single box.
I’m not embarrassed by stuff like that, but how weird.
Why is it weird, though?
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