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I planted a potato and now its growing. I had no plans for this happening.

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  • jake_farm@sopuli.xyzJ [email protected]

    What are you talking about? Planting the seeds just produces true seed potatoes which wont look like the original potato since they are a product of hetero plant reproduction. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cultivariable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2Fpotato-category-1024x1024.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=8b9308693771c83c483e718804d2137ab7b4bd73177e5d7de9e91596fbb6b69c&ipo=images

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    https://www.cultivariable.com/instructions/potatoes/how-to-grow-true-potato-seeds-tps/

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    • K [email protected]

      It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

      This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

      Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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      Congratulations you have discovered agriculture

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      • K [email protected]

        It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

        This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

        Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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        Life, uh, finds a way.

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        • K [email protected]

          It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

          This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

          Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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          You arent aware how best vegetable aggressively grows, with or without your help?

          Goddamn eldritch horror, but don't worry. I still manage to kill them somehow. Like othera have said, you're gonna need to cover it in soil.

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          • remotelove@lemmy.caR [email protected]

            I am curious what your intentions were for a potato that you planted that wasn't supposed to grow?

            I ask because it might help formulate a plan if we can determine your intentions and expectations.

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            Maybe they watched The Martian and wanted to test the scientific accuracy.

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            • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Congratulations you have discovered agriculture

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              Let's see, next I'll build a granary, worker then settler.

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                Maybe they watched The Martian and wanted to test the scientific accuracy.

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                This raises even more questions! Did they poo in that pot? And still, if they didn't intend for it to grow, why did they put it in soil‽

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                  You arent aware how best vegetable aggressively grows, with or without your help?

                  Goddamn eldritch horror, but don't worry. I still manage to kill them somehow. Like othera have said, you're gonna need to cover it in soil.

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                  LOL this pic was my inspiration

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                    I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

                    The potatoe part isnt going to get bigger...

                    It's shriveling up and dying so it's using all its stored energy in a last dying grasp for survival...

                    You need to fully bury it, or chop off the bits where it grew sprouts and store it like a regular one till you plant it. Neither way is guaranteed, but they're both better chances than exposed like that.

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                    Ah, appreciate that

                    So if I bury it in deeper dirt, should be good to go?

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                      This raises even more questions! Did they poo in that pot? And still, if they didn't intend for it to grow, why did they put it in soil‽

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                      I saw a picture of a potato Eldrich horror (posted elsewhere in this thread) and figured I should give the potato a home

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                      • K [email protected]

                        It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

                        This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

                        Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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                        wtf do you mean, you fucking planted it xD of course that was your "intention", unless you didn't know that plants grow when planted, which I wouldn't believe you even if you said it.

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                          It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

                          This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

                          Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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                          What did you expect? Kittens? A diamond?

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                            What did you expect? Kittens? A diamond?

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                            Omg are kittens an option? 😄

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                            • azzu@lemm.eeA [email protected]

                              wtf do you mean, you fucking planted it xD of course that was your "intention", unless you didn't know that plants grow when planted, which I wouldn't believe you even if you said it.

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                              I mean, I barely planted it. I just tossed it into some dirt and here we are. I had no Step 2

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                                It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

                                This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

                                Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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                                That will need repotting soon. Just don't neglect your ear muffs.

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                                  Ah, appreciate that

                                  So if I bury it in deeper dirt, should be good to go?

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                                  Probably.

                                  I mean, you should take the time to Google it if you want it to turn out well.

                                  But in general bury a tuber and it'll grow. It's basically just a root that stores crazy amounts of energy. They all evolved to have that part buried underground.

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    Potatoes form underground but they can also flower and make fruit. The fruit looks like a little tomato. My advice is to not eat the fruit; it is toxic.

                                    Also, it needs a way bigger pot to make more potatoes.

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                                    mmmm, tasty toxicity, yummy!

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                                      Let's see, next I'll build a granary, worker then settler.

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                                      Just... one... more... turn...

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                                        Potatoes form underground but they can also flower and make fruit. The fruit looks like a little tomato. My advice is to not eat the fruit; it is toxic.

                                        Also, it needs a way bigger pot to make more potatoes.

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                                        Potatoes, tomatoes and nightshade are all related species, yep. Tomato is the odd one out for not having poisonous fruit.

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          I saw a picture of a potato Eldrich horror (posted elsewhere in this thread) and figured I should give the potato a home

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                                          A potato is much happier as vodka as indicated by common potato lifecycle charts.

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