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I planted a potato and now its growing. I had no plans for this happening.

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  • remotelove@lemmy.caR [email protected]

    I am curious what your intentions were for a potato that you planted that wasn't supposed to grow?

    I ask because it might help formulate a plan if we can determine your intentions and expectations.

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    Maybe they watched The Martian and wanted to test the scientific accuracy.

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    • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Congratulations you have discovered agriculture

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      Let's see, next I'll build a granary, worker then settler.

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        Maybe they watched The Martian and wanted to test the scientific accuracy.

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        This raises even more questions! Did they poo in that pot? And still, if they didn't intend for it to grow, why did they put it in soil‽

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        • B [email protected]

          You arent aware how best vegetable aggressively grows, with or without your help?

          Goddamn eldritch horror, but don't worry. I still manage to kill them somehow. Like othera have said, you're gonna need to cover it in soil.

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          LOL this pic was my inspiration

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            I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

            The potatoe part isnt going to get bigger...

            It's shriveling up and dying so it's using all its stored energy in a last dying grasp for survival...

            You need to fully bury it, or chop off the bits where it grew sprouts and store it like a regular one till you plant it. Neither way is guaranteed, but they're both better chances than exposed like that.

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            Ah, appreciate that

            So if I bury it in deeper dirt, should be good to go?

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              This raises even more questions! Did they poo in that pot? And still, if they didn't intend for it to grow, why did they put it in soil‽

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              I saw a picture of a potato Eldrich horror (posted elsewhere in this thread) and figured I should give the potato a home

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                It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

                This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

                Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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                wtf do you mean, you fucking planted it xD of course that was your "intention", unless you didn't know that plants grow when planted, which I wouldn't believe you even if you said it.

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                  It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

                  This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

                  Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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                  What did you expect? Kittens? A diamond?

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                    What did you expect? Kittens? A diamond?

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                    Omg are kittens an option? 😄

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                    • azzu@lemm.eeA [email protected]

                      wtf do you mean, you fucking planted it xD of course that was your "intention", unless you didn't know that plants grow when planted, which I wouldn't believe you even if you said it.

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                      I mean, I barely planted it. I just tossed it into some dirt and here we are. I had no Step 2

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                        It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

                        This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

                        Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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                        That will need repotting soon. Just don't neglect your ear muffs.

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                          Ah, appreciate that

                          So if I bury it in deeper dirt, should be good to go?

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                          Probably.

                          I mean, you should take the time to Google it if you want it to turn out well.

                          But in general bury a tuber and it'll grow. It's basically just a root that stores crazy amounts of energy. They all evolved to have that part buried underground.

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                          • R [email protected]

                            Potatoes form underground but they can also flower and make fruit. The fruit looks like a little tomato. My advice is to not eat the fruit; it is toxic.

                            Also, it needs a way bigger pot to make more potatoes.

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                            mmmm, tasty toxicity, yummy!

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                              Let's see, next I'll build a granary, worker then settler.

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                              Just... one... more... turn...

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                              • R [email protected]

                                Potatoes form underground but they can also flower and make fruit. The fruit looks like a little tomato. My advice is to not eat the fruit; it is toxic.

                                Also, it needs a way bigger pot to make more potatoes.

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                                Potatoes, tomatoes and nightshade are all related species, yep. Tomato is the odd one out for not having poisonous fruit.

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                                  I saw a picture of a potato Eldrich horror (posted elsewhere in this thread) and figured I should give the potato a home

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                                  A potato is much happier as vodka as indicated by common potato lifecycle charts.

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                                    Let's see, next I'll build a granary, worker then settler.

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                                    Go for animal husbandry first so you can see the horse resources

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                                      Omg are kittens an option? 😄

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                                      You'd need to plant a kitten for that. At least that's what I'm concluding from our very small sample size, I'm not a scientist.

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                                        LOL this pic was my inspiration

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                                        Buddy saw an incomprehensible eldritch terror covered in sightless eyes, yearning for life, stretching myriad limbs in every feasible direction and said I gotta have one

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                                        • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                                          Potatoes, tomatoes and nightshade are all related species, yep. Tomato is the odd one out for not having poisonous fruit.

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                                          To be more specific, potatoes and tomatoes are nightshades. Eggplants, too.

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