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  • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    You cannot forget the bad things, the pain, the emotions that went with them.

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    That is my "great" memory. Everyone comments on how good my memory is but I feel those hardcore moments like they just happened.

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      I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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        I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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        Even though it's delicious, it's violently spicy. Just like wolverine you feel every thing.

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        • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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          #137

          Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

          Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

          Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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            Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

            Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

            Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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            You now have autism, but you don’t know how to use it appropriately in social settings.

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            • M [email protected]

              But you get no superpowers.

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              From now on, neither do you

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                Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                But it's borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you've developed over the years is good enough (it's not) and so they refuse to prescribe medication to help you

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                  You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.

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                  I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened to clayface actually.

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                    #142

                    Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                    • M [email protected]

                      Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                      Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                      Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                      You didn't say how much: you're gifted at one thing, but you're now nonverbal and every sensation is overwhelming.

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                        I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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                        Only Strega Nona can stop the spaghetti

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                          Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                          Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.

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                            From now on, neither do you

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                            Oh no! My number of superpowers has reduced from 0 to 0!

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                              You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you've eaten, pee... All can be seen though.

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                              This is actually canon to HG Wells' The Invisible Man

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                                the rails quality is not very good

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                                I was thinking "but no municipality can ever find the budget to maintain or appropriately service the new lines that are constructed"

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                                  All thoughts are formatted in .docx

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                                  All thoughts are deposited on a random storage medium and format. So you might receive a 3.5" cassette formatted with ZFS or a flashdrive that must be read by laser refraction (like a DVD)

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                                  • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

                                    The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.

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                                    It's really wild how research is continuing to find strong implications that we are not individual microorganisms but multiorganisms that act as one

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                                      infinite money

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                                      You only get infinite pennies.

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                                        Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.

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                                        Don't just hand them steroids??

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                                          I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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                                          While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn't pass health inspection

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