Let's play this game again
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
wrote on last edited by [email protected]But it's borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you've developed over the years is good enough (it's not) and so they refuse to prescribe medication to help you
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You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened to clayface actually.
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Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
You didn't say how much: you're gifted at one thing, but you're now nonverbal and every sensation is overwhelming.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Only Strega Nona can stop the spaghetti
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Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.
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From now on, neither do you
Oh no! My number of superpowers has reduced from 0 to 0!
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You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you've eaten, pee... All can be seen though.
This is actually canon to HG Wells' The Invisible Man
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the rails quality is not very good
I was thinking "but no municipality can ever find the budget to maintain or appropriately service the new lines that are constructed"
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All thoughts are formatted in .docx
All thoughts are deposited on a random storage medium and format. So you might receive a 3.5" cassette formatted with ZFS or a flashdrive that must be read by laser refraction (like a DVD)
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The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.
It's really wild how research is continuing to find strong implications that we are not individual microorganisms but multiorganisms that act as one
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infinite money
You only get infinite pennies.
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Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Don't just hand them steroids??
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn't pass health inspection
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How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn't make sense
Like soft clay, you can turn into someone, but as soon as someone else shakes your hand, it easily deforms
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Happiness
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Had this happen with one dude in college. I had no clue why he joined at all. He spent every session on his phone held 6 inches from his face, and always had to be told when it was his turn in combat, just for him to have no clue who to attack.
It's unfortunately common, just not necessarily everyone in the group. So, it's the best side effect due to the grounded reality that's suited to the wish.
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Happiness
You're also broke, because money can't buy happiness
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Happiness
You can give it to others but never yourself.
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Teleportation.
