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    the rails quality is not very good

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    I was thinking "but no municipality can ever find the budget to maintain or appropriately service the new lines that are constructed"

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      All thoughts are formatted in .docx

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      All thoughts are deposited on a random storage medium and format. So you might receive a 3.5" cassette formatted with ZFS or a flashdrive that must be read by laser refraction (like a DVD)

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      • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

        The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.

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        It's really wild how research is continuing to find strong implications that we are not individual microorganisms but multiorganisms that act as one

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          infinite money

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          You only get infinite pennies.

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            Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.

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            Don't just hand them steroids??

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              I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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              While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn't pass health inspection

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                How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn't make sense

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                Like soft clay, you can turn into someone, but as soon as someone else shakes your hand, it easily deforms

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                  Happiness

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                    Had this happen with one dude in college. I had no clue why he joined at all. He spent every session on his phone held 6 inches from his face, and always had to be told when it was his turn in combat, just for him to have no clue who to attack.

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                    It's unfortunately common, just not necessarily everyone in the group. So, it's the best side effect due to the grounded reality that's suited to the wish.

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                      Happiness

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                      You're also broke, because money can't buy happiness

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                        Happiness

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                        You can give it to others but never yourself.

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                          Teleportation.

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                            The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.

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                            Time is accelerated in your space such that you age a year for every day spent there.

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                              I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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                              Everyone knows where the gold is stored.

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                                You can only manipulate one particle at a time.

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                                  Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279

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                                    You become the character. The character becomes you in the real world.

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                                    And the character, obviously unaware of this, inevitably tries to use their powers and gets your body killed... Preventing you from ever switching back. As this can happen repeatedly, you are doomed to multiverse jumping to random people's lives until your death... Leaving a trail of ruined out of place lives behind you.

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                                      Teleportation.

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                                      You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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                                        Teleportation.

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                                        Each time you teleport, a random person you know personally (and who knows you) gets teleported to the place you were

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                                          Each time you teleport, a random person you know personally (and who knows you) gets teleported to the place you were

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                                          Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient

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