New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI
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Now these are the AI headlines I dreamed of so many years ago
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I know a guy that'll do this for free!
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Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
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Isn't that what Reddit does already?
This doesn't require a poop knife.
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Drink more water and eat more fiber. That's it.
Wait, are you the AI?
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what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?
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“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
wrote on last edited by [email protected]"but it's not all bad. They pay me to sit on the shitter a couple times a day and I only blacked out ... once? twice! "
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What if multiple people use the toilet? Does this device have some sort of poop-id?
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Where all AIs belong.
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The billions spent chasing these unicorns could be so much better used to lift communities out of poverty and give clean water and housing to thousands. Our priorities are fucked.
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AI and turds are redundant, btw.
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Reverse digestion extrapolation!
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Shit's gett'n creeeepyyy
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During covid, cities were testing the sewage to get an idea how many people had covid. We should have like a lever to tell the toilet who is shitting, and it could route the waste to a personal testing chamber.
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fucking gay woke ai telling to eat more vegetables
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The billions spent chasing these unicorns could be so much better used to lift communities out of poverty and give clean water and housing to thousands. Our priorities are fucked.
We already have the technology and resources for everyone to live in a post scarcity society.
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Poomaster 5000 will determine your level of productivity from your crap! Think how that will benefit your betters!
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We already have the technology and resources for everyone to live in a post scarcity society.
And yet...
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During covid, cities were testing the sewage to get an idea how many people had covid. We should have like a lever to tell the toilet who is shitting, and it could route the waste to a personal testing chamber.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]We should have like a lever to tell the toilet who is shitting
Or just an extra upward facing camera.
Kids in 2050: “Everybody knows the myth that no two buttholes look alike is just an urban legend to convince you to reverse image search your butthole against the TOTO leak of 2034.”
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AI is automating the job of the owners of "sick toilets" (that's what we call those weird toilets with the poo shelves).
