Let's play this game again
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Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we're using as decimal and thousand delimitation.
1 sun is still plenty bright though
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You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation
“… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”
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You can't actually change time, just your perception of time. Your muscles don't move any faster. If someone is throwing a punch at you and you slow down time, you can appreciate the fist moving at your face for an hour of your slowed-down time, but you still can't dodge the punch. If you speed up time, you still need to eat, sleep, and perform other bodily functions. So, instead of getting hungry every few hours, you get hungry in what feels like seconds. And, since you don't have super-speed, you need to slow time back down again so you can eat.
It might still be a power worth having, but it's not as awesome as it might seem at first.
It would be great for raw reaction time, granted you'd still have to wait for your body to catch up.
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.
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,,..For half an hour
That.... was brutal.
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When the ice melts, it turns into PFAS
so it's just normal store-bought ice then huh
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Tbh this one is a pretty easy one to undo at least. Just give them stupid OP magic items and have the BBEG wonder into camp unarmed.
So this one esentially boils down to "you only play once and your friends are pissed"
Alright, I'll make it a bit more difficult.
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.
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As long as they're paying me for the time, I see this as a win.
They will pay you, what they pay for another employees day.
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,,..For half an hour
Well you just use it on yourself and within that half hour you can remove side effects permanently.
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The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.
All I'm seeing is upside tbh.
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
Wish granted, but you have to up vote them anyway
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But you have to walk there
Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
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You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
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Global warming solved.
All the fires caused by these giant convex lenses won't be much good for the amount of carbon in the atmosphere though.
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You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there's just one small problem...
They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist.....
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Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
But you still age relatively to the time it took you to get there.
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Shoot butts out my laser
Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.
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But it's borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you've developed over the years is good enough (it's not) and so they refuse to prescribe medication to help you
There's medication that helps autism?
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The universe doesn't distinguish between "intended effects" and "side effects".
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Ah yes, the spironolactone problem. Your potassium sparing diuretic has the side effect of reducing your testosterone levels, while my testosterone blocker has the side effect of making me crave salt and have to pee all the time. And someone else is having a bad time with their blood pressure meds
