Let's play this game again
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.
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As long as they're paying me for the time, I see this as a win.
They will pay you, what they pay for another employees day.
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,,..For half an hour
Well you just use it on yourself and within that half hour you can remove side effects permanently.
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The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.
All I'm seeing is upside tbh.
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
Wish granted, but you have to up vote them anyway
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But you have to walk there
Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
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You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
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Global warming solved.
All the fires caused by these giant convex lenses won't be much good for the amount of carbon in the atmosphere though.
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You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there's just one small problem...
They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist.....
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Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
But you still age relatively to the time it took you to get there.
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Shoot butts out my laser
Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.
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But it's borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you've developed over the years is good enough (it's not) and so they refuse to prescribe medication to help you
There's medication that helps autism?
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The universe doesn't distinguish between "intended effects" and "side effects".
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Ah yes, the spironolactone problem. Your potassium sparing diuretic has the side effect of reducing your testosterone levels, while my testosterone blocker has the side effect of making me crave salt and have to pee all the time. And someone else is having a bad time with their blood pressure meds
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That sounds like a bonus power.
Get them to do my bidding and they don't even know about it.
And you can get all the personal space and down time you need as no one can ever get clingy or stalkerish towards you. This would be an amazing power.
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i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
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Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
but there made out of isopropal alcohal so you cant use them without dying
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I am ironman
but you physically have a iron defficancy so when you try to fly you just pass out
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Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
everyone in a 1 kilometer radius takes your sleepyiness so if you dont sleep for 6 weeks everyone around you juat dies from sleep depervation
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Be able to transform into animals
but you can never transform back to a human
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ability to make people say/do what you want them to
they take it in the wrong way so if you ask someone for 100 dollars they give you 100 doll hairs
