Let's play this game again
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I can shapeshift.
But only into a starfish
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Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
Social Obligation.
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Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
They can, at any point shut you out.
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Social Obligation.
Awesome, so I can make people feel socially obligated to do things?
Everybody on the internet, we need to each give this person one dollar. Enjoy, friend.
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It’s only the first reply, son. Plus, your superior was lamenting the responses, not my lack of participation.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]My apologies, i was trying to say something very different and i think we crossed some wires.ill take the great for that sorry.
I was thinking that you are right, ib after with you and i hope we get to see them.
I'm not your son, please don't call me that i find it disturbing.
And it's me, not you.
Please, aunt call me that again if you are a kind stranger who had some empathy
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I can shapeshift.
Into Ron Jeremy.
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Your butthole is now sealed shut
And all of my poop will teleport into the back of your throat when it arrives at what was once my sphincter.
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I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
Air also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.
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My superpower is pain
Intense, constant, unending pain that you can never escape. Mental and physical.
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I can create any liquid and control his Temperature
It comes out of your urethra.
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I always succeed at anything I attempt
But nobody will ever remember you doing any of it.
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I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
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I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.
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You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.
Worth it.
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Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
Ok. You're often tired, but coffee gives you super strength, Popeye style.
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Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
You get perfectly controllable, exact, and safe teleportation, even if you’ve never been to the place you want to teleport to, you can also teleport others with you, but you start menstruating really bad every time, doesn’t matter if you have the usual equipment. No matter who you are, and it also applies to anyone teleporting with you, you will find yourself in the middle of intense menstruation.
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I am ironman
Crippling alcoholism.
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impeccable social skills
When interacting with pedophiles.
It would make for a great pedo radar, though.
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Real life Ctrl+Z
But it's an Apple keyboard.
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Shoot butts out my laser
Big, sexy, irresistible butts. Perfect asses. Round and bouncy. Butts that give you a reason to live. The kind you wanna eat like groceries… Sorry, what were we talking about?
