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    Super speed of course!!

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    You are still vulnerable to friction.

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    • resol@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)

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      You’re only able to utilize the Club Penguin files after you’ve setup a server to revive GhostX.

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        For the really powerful ones, but for instance I think spider man is better defined by what he CAN do, which is actually a pretty small list.

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        I think Spider-man has the heart of a more powerful hero, and his limited power set is his restriction.

        He constantly punches above his weight, giving him an underdog status that's VERY appealing, as evidenced by his popularity.

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        • D [email protected]

          Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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          You have constant diarrhea. You're welcome

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            I can shapeshift.

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            ... into cheap chinese toys only

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            • R [email protected]

              Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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              Things always break for you just as you’re about to experience their reaction, regardless of the medium, abstraction or delay (live/recorded/news articles…)

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                The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                All the food you eat tastes bland, cardboard like.

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                • R [email protected]

                  Actually, 8.

                  No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore.

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                  One big finger

                  A thumb?

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                    Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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                    ... but you get some tasty food

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                    • R [email protected]

                      Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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                      But you get tourette(?) syndrome

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                      • T [email protected]

                        The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                        Counts for going back to human too

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                          The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do

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                            Into Ron Jeremy.

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                            Thanks this one could be useful.

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                              The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do

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                              Congrats! You have this superpower and I am jealous.

                              Unfortunately you can now only concentrate on things you are supposed to do. You try to watch TV and you can't follow the show because you're thinking about how you need to mop the floors. Want to read? You can't concentrate because you really should wash your windows. Your life becomes a hell of boring productivity. You lose sleep thinking about all the things you're supposed to do, including how you're supposed to be asleep by now. There is no more pleasure in life. There are no more quiet moments. There is only stuff you are supposed to do.

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                                The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.

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                                  The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                                  You're a staunch vegetarian

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                                    My superpower is pain

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                                    You can only inflict it on yourself

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                                      Your butthole is now sealed shut

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                                      You get food poisoning from everything you eat or drink

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                                        I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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                                        You can only write 'hello world'

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          I always succeed at anything I attempt

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                                          You attempt skydiving without a parachute. Once....

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