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  • L [email protected]

    I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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    You can only write 'hello world'

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    • K [email protected]

      I always succeed at anything I attempt

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      You attempt skydiving without a parachute. Once....

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      • S [email protected]

        This sucks because all of the responses are negative.

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        Remember that you matter, and I hope that you are okay, and have a fabulous day..!

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        • sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

          The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

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          It works everytime you touch someone you admire or love.

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          • D [email protected]

            Instant teleportation

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            You can only teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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            • _lordmcnuggets_@feddit.org_ [email protected]

              I am ironman

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              The breakfast cereal

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              • L [email protected]

                Congrats! You have this superpower and I am jealous.

                Unfortunately you can now only concentrate on things you are supposed to do. You try to watch TV and you can't follow the show because you're thinking about how you need to mop the floors. Want to read? You can't concentrate because you really should wash your windows. Your life becomes a hell of boring productivity. You lose sleep thinking about all the things you're supposed to do, including how you're supposed to be asleep by now. There is no more pleasure in life. There are no more quiet moments. There is only stuff you are supposed to do.

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                How do you know how my brain works? ಠ_ಠ

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                • N [email protected]

                  The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.

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                  "Short" in universal terms, I guess

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                  • N [email protected]

                    You never experience true trust and understanding ever again and you will never see the genuine version of anyone you interact with, only the mentally enslaved shells of people.

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                    that's a curse not a side effect

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                    • P [email protected]

                      You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.

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                      There was a cowboy bebop episode kinda like this. Sympathy for the devil I think

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                      • L [email protected]

                        that's a curse not a side effect

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                        It’s really just something that would come with the territory, like the character of Kilgrave.

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                        • P [email protected]

                          I think they mean someone else gets credit for it, you don't choose who

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                          Dear God you could absolutely ruin someone's life

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                          • A [email protected]

                            Stack overflow won't load while time is paused.

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                            I would still pause time, and just chill there

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                            • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI [email protected]

                              It's funny if they are creative and actually engage with the power. But most just seem to be "you get cancer" type stuff, or just "your power only works in this one hyper specific and useless way"

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                              Exactly. It’s lazy reddit brained bullshit. The same tired jokes over and over again, always in a similar form. Zero creativity.

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                              • A [email protected]

                                How do you know how my brain works? ಠ_ಠ

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                                Ohai fellow ADHD-haver!

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                                • N [email protected]

                                  You’re only able to utilize the Club Penguin files after you’ve setup a server to revive GhostX.

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                                  I mean, I already have that covered. I have a locally hosted server that does the job for me (locally hosting it also means nobody else can access it, meaning no DMCA takedowns, no account info from someone I don't know, and I get to tinker with the game a bit).

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                                  • resol@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    I mean, I already have that covered. I have a locally hosted server that does the job for me (locally hosting it also means nobody else can access it, meaning no DMCA takedowns, no account info from someone I don't know, and I get to tinker with the game a bit).

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                                    Wait, for Club Penguin or GhostX? cause I’d kill my grandma to be able to play GhostX again, but I haven’t heard anyone being able to get the files to make it happen.

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                                    • L [email protected]

                                      Congrats! You have this superpower and I am jealous.

                                      Unfortunately you can now only concentrate on things you are supposed to do. You try to watch TV and you can't follow the show because you're thinking about how you need to mop the floors. Want to read? You can't concentrate because you really should wash your windows. Your life becomes a hell of boring productivity. You lose sleep thinking about all the things you're supposed to do, including how you're supposed to be asleep by now. There is no more pleasure in life. There are no more quiet moments. There is only stuff you are supposed to do.

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                                      What happens if you go to therapy and their recommendation is I relax? Does relaxation related activities then become what they are supposed to do?

                                      There's definitely a loop hole in here somewhere.

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                                        What happens if you go to therapy and their recommendation is I relax? Does relaxation related activities then become what they are supposed to do?

                                        There's definitely a loop hole in here somewhere.

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                                        You will then think about how you're supposed to be relaxing but aren't, which will spike your anxiety.

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                                          There was a cowboy bebop episode kinda like this. Sympathy for the devil I think

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                                          He played harmonica, a paltry instrument when compared to the majesty of the kazoo. Good episode, though.

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