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  • K [email protected]

    If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes

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    Oh my god, Memento meets Animorphs.

    Holy shit this is actually a good idea, I would actually read this book or watch this movie...

    It could also work in a video game, but it would be very difficult to pull this off as the player character... could make for some extremely interesting NPCs in various settings.

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      it is extruded and harvested from your nipples

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      This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.

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      • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

        Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.

        This is an interesting side effect.

        • Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
        • If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
        • Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
        • If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.

        The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.

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        A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA

        https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549

        You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat.

        You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it.

        Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke.

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          I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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          Stack overflow won't load while time is paused.

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            The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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              The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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              You got a sore throat all the time so it really hurts to say it

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              • L [email protected]

                access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

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                Oh no... I'm a cat. Done and done.

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                  I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN'T do.

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                  For the really powerful ones, but for instance I think spider man is better defined by what he CAN do, which is actually a pretty small list.

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                  • drunkanroot@sh.itjust.worksD [email protected]

                    it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport

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                    do the clones also have the ability to "teleport" or produce a clone anywhere?
                    because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.

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                    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI [email protected]

                      Hell yeah, I'm down for that. Get yourself a partner you trust and become unstoppable

                      Or become an untraceable terrorist, now that I think about it

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                      I think they mean someone else gets credit for it, you don't choose who

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                        The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                          The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                          But it includes all trace levels of insects in your food.

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                          • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

                            I have wolverine level regeneration.

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                            And you need it due to extreme clumsiness.

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                              And you need it due to extreme clumsiness.

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                              Nothing changes.

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                                you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.

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                                Actually, 8.

                                No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore.

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                                  Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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                                    do the clones also have the ability to "teleport" or produce a clone anywhere?
                                    because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.

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                                    yes if they teleport then it makes more and they also dont know there clones they think the teleportation worked how it does in movies

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                                    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI [email protected]

                                      There's no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!

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                                      Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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                                        The ice created has an index of refraction of 1 and extremely low surface reflectivity. It is almost impossible to see and can appear anywhere within 5 meters of you.

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                                          Saturation is a side effect of eating you won't receive.

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                                          Is that a term people use to describe eating in real life? Not just Minecraft?

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