Let's play this game again
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You have a two-party political system and must respect the results of your elections.
Only one party does that lol
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Will to live
Yes, but your will to live is tied to the US GDP. The higher the GDP, the stronger your will to live, the weaker the GDP the stronger your desire to end your existence. This might not sound so bad at face value but every politician on the planet has this information, your desire to live is an economic and political tool.
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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
Whenever you transform into a character it's discovered that the creator of said character was a child molester.
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The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
The incantation is "heil hitler"
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Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
A tiny version of you with your current faculties is trapped inside your mind, you can hear them faintly wail in agony when you sleep.
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They are a fixed diameter of half a mile across.
Global warming solved.
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The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame. You die when the campaign ends.
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Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame. You die when the campaign ends.
Tbh this one is a pretty easy one to undo at least. Just give them stupid OP magic items and have the BBEG wonder into camp unarmed.
So this one esentially boils down to "you only play once and your friends are pissed"
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,,..For half an hour
Then a X2 multiplier is applied to a random side effect
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The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
Saturation is a side effect of eating you won't receive.
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Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
Your employers always find out and adjust your hours.
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Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
They all try to come over to your place, even the insects.
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I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
They appear all at once, directly above your head
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I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
You also get 1 trillion in cash delivered to the same location.
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Oh, that was the cognitive decline I mentioned. That and not feeling tired (without needing to take meth) is the super power....
Okay, well, then the side effect is that people will constantly want to tell you about their dreams, which you'll never ever have.
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
But every time someone worse takes their place
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.
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The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
The universe doesn't distinguish between "intended effects" and "side effects".
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Be able to transform into animals
Your cognitive ability changes with you. Your human thoughts, emotions, memories, reasoning, skills, understanding and desires are destroyed.
