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    Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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    Your employers always find out and adjust your hours.

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      Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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      They all try to come over to your place, even the insects.

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        I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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        They appear all at once, directly above your head

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          I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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          You also get 1 trillion in cash delivered to the same location.
          https://whatif.xkcd.com/111

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            Oh, that was the cognitive decline I mentioned. That and not feeling tired (without needing to take meth) is the super power....

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            Okay, well, then the side effect is that people will constantly want to tell you about their dreams, which you'll never ever have.

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              With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                But every time someone worse takes their place

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                  With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                  You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                    The universe doesn't distinguish between "intended effects" and "side effects".

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                      Be able to transform into animals

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                      Your cognitive ability changes with you. Your human thoughts, emotions, memories, reasoning, skills, understanding and desires are destroyed.

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                      • undone@lemm.eeU [email protected]

                        With the brightness of 1.000 suns

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                        Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we're using as decimal and thousand delimitation.

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                          Your employers always find out and adjust your hours.

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                          As long as they're paying me for the time, I see this as a win.

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                            But it's a currency you cannot spend or convert.

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                            Flanian Pobble Beads

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                              Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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                              When the ice melts, it turns into PFAS

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                                Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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                                Your government finds this ability useful and decides to collect you for... testing. Indefinitely.

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                                  Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we're using as decimal and thousand delimitation.

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                                  1 sun is still plenty bright though

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                                    You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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                                    ā€œā€¦ and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap homeā€

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                                    • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                                      You can't actually change time, just your perception of time. Your muscles don't move any faster. If someone is throwing a punch at you and you slow down time, you can appreciate the fist moving at your face for an hour of your slowed-down time, but you still can't dodge the punch. If you speed up time, you still need to eat, sleep, and perform other bodily functions. So, instead of getting hungry every few hours, you get hungry in what feels like seconds. And, since you don't have super-speed, you need to slow time back down again so you can eat.

                                      It might still be a power worth having, but it's not as awesome as it might seem at first.

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                                      It would be great for raw reaction time, granted you'd still have to wait for your body to catch up.

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                                        With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                                        you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.

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                                        • jhogenbaum@leminal.spaceJ [email protected]

                                          ,,..For half an hour

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                                          That.... was brutal.

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